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f-king D-bey
17.9.09 -I think i'm crazyyyy- Ever since I saw the birthday cards written by the trackers to another Sec One Tracker, i've been saying same insult, over and over again ._. Until today, almost every word i say is -"Fucking Dubey!" It's like cigarettes-.- It doesn't like, Rhyme or anything, but it's cool, i was like -"Fucking Dubey, Fucking Dubey, Fucking Dubey!" All day long. Who or what's a Dubey? - - - - - - - - - - This is the Dubey.  Actually I don't know Dubey [But neither does he knows who am i.] So it's a win-win situation :D He's the ultimate Singh! A Singh is a race of people that wears Turban on their head, some famous Singh people are -Osama -Gurmit Singh -Bjorn Singh -Lai Jia Singh -Danry Wee Wei Singh They all come from Arab(?) or maybe, Singh-gapore. Eeyer. Anyway, in case Dubey suddenly stumble across this post, I have no offence against you! It was Sepent Singh who inspired the Fucking D___y thing. Fucking Dubey :D So cool. I shouldn't insult people's names like that. I 'm sure my teachers will say: "Bjorn, do you know that insulting people's name is a form of bullying? I can take you to the discipline Master if you continue to insult Dubey by calling him (*Giggles and try to not laugh) Fucking Dubey? Can you please remove that post? Do you want people to insult your name?" ._. I'll be like: "Sure, yeah right!-.- People insult my name? They cannot even pronounce it properly. How the hell are they going to rhyme it with an insult to make me look stupid? My name represents Stupid! One fine day, you just look up Google and type in "The definition of Failing Spelling" and they will show you my name over there big big. Beside it will be the list of awards my name won. Like, Funniest Grammatical Error in Name award, or The-name-nobody-spells-correctly-except-for-one-or-two-people award. " Bought my Dickies bag today. Shall never ever elaborate about stuffs like these. Went to Cineleisure @ Orchard today to get my NUMbag, but apparently, it's fucking Dubey-ly expensive. $150 for a piece of fabric that could only aid you in carrying your damn books-.- FAIL Mao got his Braziliano slippers for $25? It's 50% from the usual $50! Siao one._____. Anyway, I only shop at NUM because of the Paper bags they give out, so chio :D Got Sperm Design leh, but draw wrongly le. And everybody's crazy over those bags, Stone said that he'll sell me his for $5, but too bad Mao's giving me his. [For free lah-.-] Bag too ex, buaysong, go AMK hub buy my dickies. End of story I'm so amazing :D because: - I know what's Victoria's Secret. - Aliens DO exist! They just don't wanna land on the planet I live on. - There's no theory of evolution, just animals i allow to live. - If you and i both have $5, i'll still have more money than you. - There's not "CTRL" button in my keyboard, because I'm always in control. - I sneeze with my eyes open - I can eat just one Lays Potato Chips - I destroyed the periodic table, I only know the Element of Surprise - I can kill two stones with one bird - I don't need a watch, I decide what time it is - I won't get a frostbite, I bite frost. - I know that last digit of π |
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