i think i'm not gonna make it
just by randomly posting youtube videos
on blog, however, i'm quite bored so,
uhmmmmm, yeah, it's quite a good excuse:]
(i dont know what i'm say, it's okay if you don't understand)

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You thought Elmo was pure?


Why everybody fears Elmo?

Ten, Eleven, Twelve is like so stupid loh,
they cannot even rhyme with each other

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So long since i've posted & my rival's number of posts are getting on my nerves already Crap I need to post more already lorh T.T
okayy
I was sick yesterday
and xiaojiao lent me her ex-phone yesterday
my phone spoiled in the dunking machine 2 days ago



Nevermind Nevermind, i also never force you to watch
as long as you dont go and boycott pokemon

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I CAME BACK FROM THE KELONG
oh what a surprise__
nevermind lah! At least i caught some anchovies
will post more next time
Well, a kelong means a fish farm though, thought
you might wanna know

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THIS VIDEO IS FOR ME
BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO SEARCH IT ON YOUTUBE

POKEMON ROCKS! WELL DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
CALL 999 LAH! GOT FUNNY SOUND COME OUT, I DARE YOU!

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OH MY DOG!!
im just like..... 20 post ahead of her only }:[
and (s)he just started that blog in the last quarter
of this year

oh manzxzxzxzxzxz
but she has three blog users blogging for him/her
including me, wth! i didn't even realise that i was posting for her!
now she has 41 posts and my has +21 more [including this post]
but nevermind:]
she still far away from isabel, who has close to a 100 posts already
and far off from nicole who exceeded 260/270 posts
whatever __
anyway, nicole started since janurary 2007, cheater bug luhhs:]

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went for evoke yesterday, and then i went home,
i went to vivan's house today for bbq, T.T
DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING CUZ I LEFT EARLY WITH BEN
and then i went to pasir ris
Well, some people just dont understand the meaning of
ploxyplutaniousmduation because it is a word made up by me

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I'VE GOT A CONFESSION TO MAKE!
i think mushy stuff are disgusting, uber disgusting

so i am going to make a protest against mushy stuff,
if you support me, press alt+F4 and then press enter

if you are not supporting me, press alt+F4 and then press enter


thanks people
:]

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Off for a christmas party
bye people,
But actually it isn't really christmas,
so i cannot count it as a christmas party can i?
NO!
so...

Off for a party
bye people

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MY NAME IS BJORN LIM
MY CHINESE NAME IS 林博恩
I AM 13 THIS YEAR
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON 31ST JULY
I AM GAY LESBIANSTRAIGHT
I THINK THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

Well, this post is for Naome(Nooranah)
dont think i dont know you;]

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manzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzzxzxzx
must post more post
and so, this itself is also a post
thank you and BUYBUY
thirteen fourteen and fifteen
rhymes manzxzxzxz hohoho
I GOT STUCK IN A TRAIN JUST NOW

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LOL
i just found out the most miraculous thing
i found alot of blog entries with my name
in it! LOL, but most of them were
demoralising hate messages
and then there was one post by Jason from my class
saying that i dont like him, BLAH BLAH BLAH
i never hate him lorh-.-
that one he say himself derh,
somemore, is he make us hate him, everybody hates
him, except for me, because
im a GUAIKIA
and then , Dylan Teo called me an
"attention-seeking-noobface-humji-act-paikia-Bjorn lim"
So pro right:] No wonder he wanted to be friends with me lorh:]
and then there's my class blog which says
"and if bjorn lim the seeker tries to do anything funny, dun hesitate to tell me!"
LOLS but right, i still want to dedicate this entire post to jason

he's fat, no doubt, but he also very zilian. everytime his phone also got
those porn games, try to bluff, sayng that his friend send one...
and then everytime also act like so guai, yet so heavy,
so attention seeking,
if you wanna spam him, i give you his blog URL
http://www.icedragon911.blogspot.com/
lame right?
his email is
deoxysjz_icy_wind@hotmail.com
lame lorh, copy pokemon, still so noob at pokemon
the other time my level 100 dodrio OWNED his tyranitar.
sounds impossible? think again
my dodrio has
-aerial ace -fly
-return -drill peck


tyranitar already has sand stream ability
yet he let tyranitar learn sandstorm, idiot-.-
somemore got harden, bite and hyperbeam, of course noob lorh,
he first turn use hyper beam miss alr, then i use fly, he miss again,
and hyper beam only got 5 pp, noob face:]

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Hey Hey HeY
MY TOGEPI EVOLVED INTO A TOGETIC ALREADY,
I KNOW YOUR JEALOUS,
BUT I THREW AWAY THE DUGTRIO BECAUSE IT IS A
NOOB PILE OF SHIT! I SWITCHED IT WITH DONOHAN
I KNOW YOU LOVE IT:}
but i think it's kinda gay playing pokemon

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Awwwwwwwh, my window finally had window grills:(
hey, but what do you expect if you're living' on the 34th storey?

well, not much, because it's Singapore we are talking about
extremely populated for a small country

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Today was a SUPER funny day:]

because, when we were on our train towards PayaLebar

for our service, there was a frog in the train, we don't know how it got up,

because it didn't have any EZ link card! But it still boarded the train anyway.

But one thing we are very sure of is that it scared the freak out of people,

even a man! MANZXZXZXZXZXZXZ lol, and then, some people horh, as brave as me,

go set the frog free, but the man also abit funny luh, he go put the frog so near to the train

station, what if the frog hop in again? So horh, i go carry the frog and brought it

into those big big and deep deep longkang leh... then the frog sibei zai lorh, in the water

can backstroke, and backflip somemore:] Hohoho,after service when to

see the longkang, but sadly, no more frogs already:[ only got big fishes, maybe

some other time can go catch and eat:]

And if you were wondering how the frog got out...

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For those people out there:]
i dont like melissa
so don't go around saying BMW
because god doesn't encourage
young BGR relationship:]
& even IF i like her,
it doesn't necessarily mean that
i must go & jio her or something
like that!
So i dont like melissa okayys?
That's it:] end of my story

bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye
you never have the chance to see how good i've got,
you've never seen me gotten back at number one
i wish that we were here to celebrate forever
and have the rest of our holidays together

narhhs,
that's Mariah Carey's Bye Bye
so:]
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye!

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林北现在要用华语沟通

Well, speaking in chinese is alot
harder than speaking in English,
but writing in chinese is ALOT
harder than writing in English

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my sister vandalised my calculator & book
i knew it was her because she scribbled
"Sheila was here on 2 december"
pretty stupid:]
oh yeah, Ashley Loh! when you want go rebond?
idk what to write or what to post!! can anybody like...
tag in my tagboard telling me what to post or do! thanks!
The one with the most original and best ideas win $5 'from me:]

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OH NO
turtles are not coming anymore!
the show will be canceled because donatello
died awwwwh, it's been hard on him too!
he was suffering of prostrate cancer
BYE DONATELLO
r.i.p

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BJORN IS HARDWORKING
BJORN IS SMART(NOT LIKE SHERYL)
BJORN IS PRO
BJORN IS GONNA LIKE....COMPLETE 1000 POSTS
BUT THIS IS ONLY THE 50TH POST
BECAUSE BJORN IS LAZY
BJORN! BJORN! I SLAP YOURSELF UH }:(


YESTERDAY
Yesterday, Bjorn went to Sentosa
with his church friends.
and then

MY FAVOURITE NUMBER IS 999
oh well, i thought you may wanna know
because when you call that number,
funny sounds will come out from
your phone:]

oh oh well, and then Bjorn met them at
Yishun control station and they took
855 to Vivo City. And then, they went
to eat before going to Sentosa!
they went up the 臣堡 thing to play
and Bjorn got exposed but the water,
luckily, no body was there:]
And then, they went to the beach!
they played in the water and then,
Bjorn decided to sun-tan with Alex,
but it failed....miserably.....
So he tanned with Fanny &Xiaojiao
but he only got red:(
and then he got stung by a stupid jellyfish
So he played in the water until evening
where he played Luge for only ONE
pathetic round, SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD,
and then, Bjorn went back to Vivo
to eat, but he POK already, so xiaojiao
lend him thirty cents ONLY
& so! he went home

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my sisters started their stealing careers today,
or rather, they were thought to be stealing fishes at the
fish farm , but they were just taking some aquatic plants
LOL, stupid lorh, they still kena caught, okayy,
thats the big news for today,
BYES PEOPLE!

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