Life is like a small little bastard.

Hi.

?-.-

Yunying Seow at 8:53pm April 29
LOL, i lose my phone and you like it -.-

Terence Sia at 8:54pm April 29
NO LAH! i like the "YY CURSE" at the back.

Yunying Seow at 8:57pm April 29
hahahs, thanks mansxzxzxzxzxz. i rock right ? :D

Yunying Seow at 8:57pm April 29
LOL, bjorn -.- which part do you like ?

Yuliang Lim at 9:00pm April 29
lol relax chill..

Terence Sia at 9:02pm April 29
Yea, u rox! ROX harder in the future yo hahas. Btw..is my english weak or u typing french? Wad does bjorn means?

Yunying Seow at 9:02pm April 29
how to chill, dude.

Yuliang Lim at 9:03pm April 29
lol the way u curse is dam... scary [for a girl]

Seow Weisze at 9:04pm April 29
hahahahs! nvm larhs! still have meeeeee:D

Yunying Seow at 9:07pm April 29
LOL, cannot mehs ? i'm not a girl, then.

Yunying Seow at 9:08pm April 29
LOL, bjorn is my friend.

Yunying Seow at 9:08pm April 29
you cannot be used, dude.

Yuliang Lim at 9:08pm April 29
... Ok lar... you are a girl with attitude lar... the way u talk is more like an attitude person lol

Yunying Seow at 9:09pm April 29
LOL, emily : which part you like siahs ? the part where i lost my phone or the bastard part. dont say it's the losing of phone. damn guailan if you do so. LOL.

Yunying Seow at 9:09pm April 29
LOL, kp ar you. hahahs [:

lol

Short Post

Being able to realise things unrealisable for the past few days...

I've realised that the traffic light which i use to cross the road has changed! initially, it started it's countdown at 14 seconds, but now, it's changed to 20 Seconds, a 6 Second Improvement!

" I'm a constant threat to Attached Men because I might accidentally cause their ladies to like me." -Edward

My 25 Minute Survey

Once you are tagged.
Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.

Starting time: 9.41pm

Name: Bjorn

Sisters: Ariel, Sheila

Brothers: -None-

Eye Color: Brown

Shoe size: 8

Hair: Black

Piercings: One on left Ear

Height: 166 cm

What are you wearing right now?
IP Zone Shirt, no Pants (Yet!)

Where do you live?
Singapore

Favorite number: 12

Favorite drink: Milo Ice-Blended BBT No Pearl, No Jelly

Favorite month: November

Favorite breakfast: -None-

***********Have You Ever***********

Broken a bone: Yes

Been in a police car: No.

Been on a plane: Yes.

Been in a hot tub: No.

Swam in the ocean: No.

Fallen asleep in school: Yes.

Broken someone’s heart: No.

Cried when someone died?: No.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No.

Saved e-mails: No, who opens scams?

Been cheated on: No.

***********What is************

Your room like?
The Messiest One, with no Bed/Mattress and Windows that start from the Floor and reach the Ceiling.

What is right beside you?
the Wireless Keyboard & Mouse Adaptor, Phone

What is the last thing you ate?
Fish Food (Acidentally)

———————-Ever Had-————————-

Chicken pox: Twice

Sore throat: Yes.

Stitches: Yes.

Broken nose: NO.

————————-Do You————————–

Believe in love at first sight? : No.

Like picnics: No.

————————–Who—————————

Did you last yell at? : Van Desar, he bloody missed the ball.

Was the last person you danced with? : The Dance Club Members.

Who last made you smile? : The Fact that it's Saturday Today.

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? : Only Glasses(Nerds..)

———-Final Questions————-

What are you listening to right now? : Rolling Star-Yui

What did you do today? : Woke up,Used Comp, Skipped Breakfast, Got locked in my hall(Come to my house and you'll understand), secretly ate Nutella, Went Out, Ate, Drank Green Tea, Came Home, illegally download songs..

Diamond or pearl? : Diamond.

Are you the oldest? : Yes!

Indoors or out doors? : Indoors, currently

——————Today did you———————-

1. Talk to someone you like? : Yes.

2. Kiss anyone? : No.

3. Get sick? : No.

4. Sing? : Yes.

5. Talk to an ex? : No.

6. Miss someone: No.

7. Eat: Yes, Nutella + Fish + Vegetables + Rice + Toufu + Chicken + Ice Cream =
Stomach Ache.

—————-Last person who——————

8. You talked to on the phone? Bastard!-My Father

9. Made you cry? : Some messages

10. Went to the movies with? : Ashley and Celine

11. You went to the mall with? : i don't do malls.

——————Have you——————-

19. Been to Mexico? : No.

20. been to USA? : No.

——————-Random——————–

21. Have a crush on someone? : Yes.

22. What books are you reading right now? : FHM {Recommended by Sister to put.}

23. Best feeling in the world? : Orgasms?

24. Future kids names? : Hirako Shinji

25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? : Yes.

26. What’s under your bed? : No Bed.

27. Favorite sport(s) to play? : Volleyball.

28. Favorite place? : Home.

32. Who do you really hate? : Currently No, serious

33. Do you have a job? : No.

37. What time is it now? 10.06

With however long it took you to complete this, post as
“my __ minute survey"

Tag 10 people.

how

How?

How did: I managed to achieve such a Lustrous Black shade of hair {Which i don't like, apparently.}

It all started when i tried this _____ conditioner {Don't wanna spoil the reputation} which made my hair's colour more "visible" for old people to see {Teachers have the 老 word in Chinese, so...} some teacher managed to catch my hair, then 刚刚好 a male teacher who is also a Disciplinary Master passed by, and forced {note the ULTRA sarcasm} me to cut, which i did, but he still didn't approve, and he sent me to every Amksian's worse nightmare, Chan Barber! Actually, with my already bad, damaged ans sullied reputation, i could afford to run away, but due to OM's spontaneous, i decided to stay and let my Beautifully-Over-The-Eyebrow-Which-Will-Get-Me-Into-Trouble hair get cut chopped. {Well this is a different story, i just went out of point }

So, the Male Teacher also wanted me to dye my hair black, but that's not the end, recently, my mum took away my Dettol and replaced it with the Jackie Chan Shampoo thing. That's why my hair got so black, but hey! it's those kind of (fake, but) healthy black:D

How did i: Manage to survive for fourteen years without being able to differentiate the difference between Shampoo and Soap?

Answer: I don't differentiate them, I would use one of the shampoo bottle thing then i'll coat myself with the other, but i think people like this:

Just need to use the shampoo/soap for hair only, see! Save money leh-.-
So being hairy has it's good points:D

Word(s) of the Day

Chan Barber: A barber cum teacher from AngMoKio Secondary, also acknowledged as "every Amksian's Worst Nightmare on Haircheck Days" Besides Cutting hair of students, vey little is known about him, it is not even known whether he teaches or not! But other teachers regard him cutting hair as a 'business'. He does not beautify your hair, only cutting it to School Standards.

Male Teacher: A Disciplinary Master who's name i refuse to type out, because if i do, and teachers read my blog, i'll be in deep shit, so refering him to a Male Teacher is a safe and considerable thing to do. Although he catches students on Haircheck Day {And thus, he can be considered as an ally of Chan Barber } His hair is much more worse than ours, with sideburns as long as "idk" so, rebellious students tend to rebel him on the coming haircheck, he'd better cut his hair. You must set a good example lah! My Chinese teacher always personally tell me don't know what,"Shang Liang Bu zhi, Xia Liang Wai (Wait for the Translation, Next Time)"

-SINNED!-
Godddd! I'm a sinner! Please F-O-R-G-I-V-E me, i knew it was wrong from the start, but i carried on, because it was nice and pleasurable!:( I promise I will not eat Lays Classic Potato Chips as dinner consecutively for Five days EVER again! At most, I'll eat the smaller pack, not the big one! And if i eat like that again, I will allow you to take away my Lays privileges forever!

BLOGGED!

making babies

-I've finally hit 200!-
LOL, Today, I've finally realised a hidden ability that is inside me during these fourteen years of my life. No, it's not the ability to turn trash into trees, neither is it to turn 1 second into 10 seconds. This ability is not what you see everyday. It's not the ability to wake up at 5.30am in the morning and even iron your hair straight and go to school { Like some particular person-.- }, by the way, anybody having that ability is as good as having no special ability. Okay, enough blabbering, I shall reveal to you my special ability! It is! to: Get the attention of babies! But i couldn't afford to let you know my ability, so i used webdings to type it out.

NOW! FIND OUT MY ABILITY AND STAND IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER IN AWE!

Yeah.. Almost everybody told me that it's rather useless. But don't ever forget! I can subdue Mayuri's Bankai with it!

Carelessness!-.

The main subject I'm gonna talk about today is Carelessness (Everybody say "Wow!").
And it is a very crucial factor in our lives, without carelessness, we won't be able to accidentally create or discover something new, so before i continue, i want everybody to start lovin' carelessness first, yeah! that's it! Love'em. Firstly, Carelessness only leads to three things, Hatred, laughter or hatred & Laughter.
If one day, somebody were to spill their Milo on to the table, that would create laughter, but if the Milo spilled on your clothing, it would create Hatred, so

Spilling things = Laughter
Spilling things on other people's clothes = Hatred
Spilling things on other people's clothes while there are bystanders = Laughter & Hatred

But for the picture above, the Milo was spilled by Edward, and thus, creating a special circumstance where there could ONLY be laughter due to the fact the the clothing he spilled on was his own..

The second kind of carelessness is pure hatred. Recently, There was this fugger from NPCC who cut queues during recess, and I was angry enough to beat him up, but what he did after that was unforgivable, he dropped his bloody otah on my Nike Air Force XXV AF-1 '82 [Green stars edition] which i once posted about over here! And because i got very angry, my resolution of beating him up turned into it's Bankai stage, which is to complain to the NPCC in-charge teacher, Mr Siva.

You see loh! Imagine a shoe that cost $200++ got spilled with otah sauce, oh, and he still owe me an apology}:[

Another kind of carelessness is sexual carelessness, it's simple for those porny porny people, if you don't give out the correct genes, your product will have disabilities.
Like the re-enactment below, it seems that the A-graded Gabriel has much more height benefit than the F-graded Xiaojiao. And mind you, Xiaojiao's WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older than Gabriel, few centuries, i presume.

To the NPCC fugger, who's name is either Tiansong or Songtian, Fuck you

**Note: The purple one is written by Gin*

Depression!

Sank into depression yesterday, because i didn't even receive a single message from anybody. nobody loves me:( Currently using webdings because my sister's friends are still at my house playing some freaking monopoly!

SUnday MOrnings

I kinda like Google Chrome now, it's So damn cool, I don't like IE already, So lame.

Even the the Start-up page also very cool right!

Anyway, Blogging in the morning is like some kind of training for me, because statistics show that a man's brain power is at it's worst when he just woke up! Whereas, women get dumber and dumber towards the nights(Sorry, Ladies).

Well, Just a quick update because dad's gonna come back home from his E-A-R-L-Y soccer match.

zzz-.-

Oh WTH! I found Qianyan and Celine's unglam pictures posted over here! cool.

FALLING...

Blogging had rather bacame a chore for me already.

Whatever~

Another Typical day for another typical boy, heard that Edward's gonna go to the gym with Yongtze, well, good luck, You're gonna need it.

Felled on my tail bone during recess today, at the canteen today, i was kinda being knocked uncouncious for a short amount of time when i felt the freaking impact. Not embarassed though, even though Ashley felt embarassed for me.
How To React When People See You Fall

1: Stand up, laughing and just forget about it
or
2: Don't stand up at all! Pretend that it is a fatal injury, that way, People will sympathize you instead
or
3: Run Away, I t's the best solution if you cannot act.

Tag replies

gabriel: ello bjorn ! i stil havent return u the fist yet -.-
what Fist? LOL

♥.leah: Bjornnnnnn! i'm too kind to tag you (:
But i cannot find your new link leh, so i no need to tag you

L.0: bjorn, iny....D:
....

whateve

Haven't been posting lately, maybe because i kept watching the subtitle-less Bleach [Which appears to have much more episodes than subtitle-ful bleach episodes ]
Well, Whatever, here are some overdued pictures

{Anglo Chinese(Barker) Bastards, Cannot stand them }

{Anglo Chinese(i)'s Canteen, Got Aircon, so, cannot stand it}

Animal Porn

Fukc

It's been such a LONG time since I blog, maybe because OM is taking away my time. Anyway, OM ended yesterday and our school got 3rd Runners up for Problem 5: Superstition, shouldn't tell you people so much as you won't really understand and that will make me more boring-.- , anyway, I'll be collecting my trophy either on Monday or Wednesday. We could haver gotten 2nd place if not for Jinheng [Fuckass Nerd from My Second last post] He SLACKED during the performance and thus, we exceeded the time limit and got a deduction of 25 points... [ To make the long story short]We still clinched Top 10.

[Laters]

OM.

The Three Main Things that lead me into a state of NOT being able to blog,

Number One: Die Dad Die(: Dad banned me from comp

Number Two: Odessy Of The Mind is keeeeeling my time

TIME = MONEY $_$

OM = TIME

therefore,

OM = MONEY

BUT! i don't get paid ):

Number Three: After watching so Many episodes on Bleach with my router( W/O subtitles), so i went to watch those with subtitles, and i finally understand alot more!

COCK

{Some Fuckass Nerd Looking At You}

This is Jinheng, this morning, we went to the market near school for our breakfast, We all bought different kinds of food, but Jinheng wanted something special! So, we went to buy pratas:D...
Guess what? He got lost finding pratas, so he went to but those economic shits, and came back sweating, wtf?

Went for OM Camp on Friday, supposedly, it was supposed to end on Sunday, but I went home because I was dead bored-.- And I'm not planning to go to Baosheng's Party tomorrow, though i may change my mind(Sorry Bo Seng): ) But I just cannot stand Dota-.- I don't know what fun can you get from clicking those freaky Icons, and chanting those whatever 'First Blood' thing-.-then somemore still got what Double Kill, Triple Kill, Godlike, blah blah blah!

{Crocodile Clips Have you got them?}

{Die MF Die}

{GBS'es Porny hand}

Edward wants to collaborate blogs with me-.- Like wth? So random.

FANNY: you very funny lor! The jiaxin link part so funny LOL! Send me your picture! If not I'll post the Super gong gong picture of you that I've taken in YSC. (:

LOL, You must give me time to search for a perfect picture first lah!

Ang Guan xD: Bjorn! How come you know who is shana?!. And you never link me hor.

I don't think i remember you leh

fml
Bjorn.
31st July.
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