Anyway, I mentioned that it was Old class tee, because some Genius(Sheryl) in our class decided to change the class tee to a new one, she gave other reasons that my form teachers accepted. But this was her real reason.

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-This was Supposed to be a midnight post, But i fell asleep.-

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Fucking Cheebye.

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I'm not going to Hougang anymore!~

There's alot of dirty 'stuff' over there can?

Went to Qianny's house(Hougang) after school for Mahjong:D

Played with Cia, Jon and Elvis, so Qianny assist me [Since i never hu in my whole life before]

Then, Jonathan left for Tuition and Elvis followed along.

Therefore, the current situation was, 三缺一!

-And that's when the weird part starts to happen.-

Firstly, We were suddenly lack of 8 tiles! Btw, we knew that we were supposed to take out a suit of Bamboo/Number/Balls. And this happened in our Second 三缺一 game! First 三缺一 game was fine, then all of a sudden, 8 tiles gone-.- So, we count the tiles properly, amazingly, the 8 tiles were back. Scary.

Secondly, on our third or fourth game, Qianny's tiles suddenly went missing, from 13 tiles to 11 tiles, then to 12 tiles. So she "on the pot"(Mahjong meaning for da xiang gong or something like that.) But we still continued with the game, then, Surprisingly, her tiles went back to 13!-.- über-scary.

Thirdly, at the lift, i pressed the First floor button twice (We were at the 8th Storey), then instead of going to the ground floor, it went to the Eleventh Floor! Freaked Out, Totally.

{So, I ended up with a Few Conclusions}

For the First Strange Incident - Somebody secretly kept the tiles and tried to freak me out
For the First Strange Incident - but after that think i very kelian then put back.

For the First Strange Incident - We counted Wrongly

For the First Strange Incident - Some 'things' messed those 8 tiles, cursed them and placed
For the First Strange Incident - them back mysteriously, anybody who hu-ed with either 3
For the First Strange Incident - out of those 8 tiles will be cursed.

The Second Strange Incident! - Qianyan Ponged 2 tiles at once and then accidentally took
The Second Strange Incident! - two tiles back at once also

The Second Strange Incident! - Qianny cheated(Likely, 自摸 Three times in a row leh!-.-)

The Second Strange Incident! - A ghost living in Qianny's room that likes Qianyan knew The Second Strange Incident! - that Qianny is gonna win, so he switch the tiles for Qianyan The Second Strange Incident! - and saved Qianyan from Bad luck.

The last very weird Incident. - Another on the Eleventh floor wants to see Qianny, so the lift The last very weird Incident. - went to the Eleventh Floor.

The last very weird Incident. - the lift's Eleventh Floor button spoil, pressing 1st Floor twice The last very weird Incident. - will lead you to 11th floor. (Better not press it thrice.)

The last very weird Incident. - Some Bangla idiot went to press going down button on the The last very weird Incident. - 11th Floor and run away.

Anyway, You can never trust Sepent about Science-related question:

Me: Sepent, What does Red Blood Cells carry aound the body ah?

Sepent: Transport lah!

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I swear I tried to take a photo of the President Pen can?

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Went to Library with Bao today. Didn't knew that an Hour past and i was still stuck reading the Third Page of my Science notes.

walked past Hub, and got stopped by an Indian Lian, she claimed that she's an ex-convict and wants me to buy her pen for $3!

Of course i agreed lah, you know what tong qing xin is Anot? People squat behind bars before leh, so obviously must give her a chance lah, but then again, damn-.- She could be lying.

And then, Bao went on his rant about the pen, saying that his Mum bought it for him for only 50 cents

Then say maybe she sell other people that pen for 50 cents, then dinner time(6.30pm - 7.00pm) approaching mah, then she no money to eat, so say the pen cost $3 then the remaining $2.50 go and buy chicken Rice for herself.

Then Bao talked about his ever-so-famous President Pen. You see, Baosheng claimed that he got his pen from his father which was given by Barrack Obama(Chill, Don't sue me), because Baosheng's father, Mr. Goh taught Barrack Obama how to get closer to his Wife, Michelle-.-

He said that if he has no money left, he just need to draw a dot on a piece of paper with his president pen and people would give him food in exchange for the piece of paper.

Speaking of pieces of paper, I remembered using his pen to write down my science notes(20+ pages) and theoretically replied that now, one piece of my science note allows me to stay in a Condo for one night, which now, adds up to 20 nights in a Condo..

He also arranged a photoshoot for his President Pen with my 50 Cents Mickey Mouse Pen tomorrow! And BEST of all, he told me to post it on my blog :D

Yay, President's Personal Property on my Blog.

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{Tilt your damn head and blame my phone for the crap Picture}

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Because apparently, he is The Famous Bishan Gay

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224th Post already, haven't been posting much because i did not post(Retarded!-.-) But it wasn't long ago when I've tried to Chiong to my 100th post competing with Xinnyster. And then Shana came and haolian to me her 460++ posts, which, obviously, could already be like 520++ already.

Quote from Mr. Chow:"Humans are all born to be bias, because our hearts grow on the left side."

No wonder when there's science quizzes, he only picked the left side of the class.

Anyway, I want to officially announce and admit that I am a Despo Person.

Despo for what?

I seriously don't know too, It's sorta like a C.R.A.V.I.N.G, which stands for the 7 things i want.

C- Cash (Who doesn't)

R- Rape boys and girls (Horny Assimle)

A- All the things that i don't have and i want

V- VAIO laptop(s)

I- Internet Access(Free) for my PP(Pathetic Phone)

N- Null Set (Use {} Brackets)

G-Girls

Every Lesbians and Straight boys want Girls, and your craving cannot be considered as a craving if you don't have a G included in your Craving

Doesn't makes sense, Does it?

So, i concluded that from today onwards, I will be Kaykay, the Despo.

{Purple Segment for people who play, smell, know Dota, Non-Dota Idiots may skip this part.}

Maybe One day, Ice Frog will create a Hero called Kaykay, from a race called Despo

Agility Hero. Attack Speed: 1000 Movement Speed:400

Strength, Agility, Intelligence: 5000-(Amount of gold you have)
Eg. You have 100 Gold, Thus Strength will be 5000-100 =4900


First Skill: Craving - Allows Kaykay to steal Gold or an item from a Non-friendly unit that has activated a skill against Kaykay or attacked Kaykay
Mp Cost: 20 Cooldown: 0.1 Sec

Second Skill: Envy - Allows Kaykay to Copy any skill from any Hero for 3min/5min/6min/10min and does not require any Mp for casting the copied skill
Mp Cost: 100 Cooldown: 59 Sec

Third Skill: Pain Swap - Allows Kaykay to Switch Life Bars with another Unit(Reccomendded to use against Roshan) Advantage-y item: Black King Bar
Mp Cost: WHAT? I'm not giving you Mp Cooldown: Don't Have

Ulti: 7 Deadly Sins- Allows Kaykay to Summon a Huge wave of Jealousy, Envy, Gluttony, Pride, Lust, Sloth, Avarice to Non - Friendly Units in the whole map, Causing 999 Damage Each time, Kills the Frozen Throne or the Stupid Big Tree if used five times
Mp Cost: Whole Damn Bar Cooldown: 180 Sec

Soon, People Playing a 5 v 5 match will say: "Eh, Ban KK leh "

{Dota Segment Ends Here}


Btw, Xiaojiao will be passing me my very First Pinofold! Credits to SYL

And I bet You'll be velly jealous about it, tyvm,

Yay, assholes :D

Ps:/Is it Pinafore, Pinafold, Pinofore or Pinofold

Pss:/Confusing, Tsk

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OMG(rapes)! I was once despo to reach 160cm, leh wth? Imbah :D Look at me now, I'm already hitting 170 without my tall shoes and reaching 175 with my tall shoes(4cm advantage)

Bjorn: No! Problem, Do you have a pen?

Winston: Bjorn....I love you!

Bjorn: I love you too...

Winston:*Brings a ladder, climbs up, and kisses Bjorn*

Bjorn: Marry me?

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Girls V.ball interhouse today, actually, i was supposed to go home immediately so i can like, finally play Dota again. But somehow it rained so i was chiong back to school and see chiobu(s) play balls.

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