Life is like a small little bastard.

Hi.

ill again

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Firstly, My shoes are Nike, and it's green matches my school uniform, so, don't bother to buy my shoe if your uniform's not green:D

Secondly, it's Nike Air, Which also means that you'll have to rob your own piggy bank to buy a pair of my Nike shoes:]

Thirdly, it's soles are very special! it has those wordy designs that make you wanna take your shoes off and lick it over and over again, but nobody knowss whether your soles are nice or not if you keep wearing your shoes. So i reckon this a stupid but nice design:D

And lastly, it has those P-R-E-T-T-Y shoelaces, but for the one below, it was done by me!:} You see, those kind of shoelaces below are very nice and I don't like people copying my P-R-E-T-T-Y shoelaces, so I'd rather help a person do it manually and ask the person to advertise that kind of P-R-E-T-T-Y shoelaces!In that case, that person's ASHLEY loh!

Nothing much to post about though, I just got the chance to 'Haolian' about my new shoes for awhile, it's like 三分钟热度 kinda thing. Slacked at school the whole day.

Oh, look at my porpoise:]
IT'S A PORPOISE:] not a cat like what everybody says

It looks like a porpoise right?

Jinheng's favourite and only word(s) : Eh!, Damn you/it lah

ILL

I found it!
I finally finally finally found it!
I finally finally really found it!
This time it's real! It's for sure:] Confirmed
I finally found out Mr. Siva's real name!
Its......[Drumrolls]....
SIVALINGAM!
After staying in school yesterday, i finally found out his full name,
Shanmugan(?) Sivalingam
Praise the glory of Bjorn:]
Well, slept in hall yesterday, i slept with NERDS<3
Everything was cool:] until Jinheng[ nerd # 2 ] had saliva dripping out from his mouth, before we went to the hall, we were like, eating for around 1+ opposite school, which was like, very short time, but i still managed to get my favourite 白開水ice-blended:D
Slept around 11+ and because the secondary3 OM people were doing some work, i have to tie my tie around my eyes to block the light. Woke up around 6+ because i was freezing D: went to take three more of the mats I'm sleeping on, i constructed another 10sec things again, after that, it's like sleeping in a Toblerone Paper Packaging.[ Yeahhs, my tent IS a toblerone packaging! ] But all my efforts were wasted when Mingwei smashed my Toblerone tent and woke me up at 7 @#@#$%$.

My Great Achievements of 10second things:]
#1 Apple Shading Art Work
#2 Paper Aeroplanes
#3 Stapling Homework sheets
#4 Drinking Milo [energizes your day]
#5 Typing & Calling My Mum
#6 Choosing the Right Mineral Bottle for 白開水ice-blended
#7 Choosing the Not-So-Right Mineral Bottle
#8 Spilling Water on My Shirt
#9 Touching Edward's Mole
#10 Spitting Out Sweet From Mouth to Floor When tio Caught!
#11 Packing Bag When Chinese Class Ending
#12 Rising up to Greet Teacher when Chinese Class Ends
#13 Choosing Presents for Boys
#14 Lead Sepent to Think About Rape
#15 Become Last in Position For Audition
#16 Dieing in Maplestory [Applies to Green Snails Too! ]
#17 Creating a Toblerone Tent

ASHLEY:} beware of the stalker

Recently, there's this girl who likes Ashley, got his phone number and messaged him, without revealing her name. So being a good friend to Ashley, Jiansheng and I decided to find who the girl was, i found her name out first.

Name: Kheng Yi
Prinmary Education: Anderson Primatry School
Secondary Education : -idk-
Likes: Ashley, who else?
Hates: -idk-
Afflitatied with: Zhaowei, Jiaxuan, Ashley, Marcus, Sepent, Jefersen.

Me: Heyyo! Remember me? From Anderson primary school :)

Ky: Um.. Yea i rmb. Ur the cleaner auntie right? (;

Me: You seriously don't remember me?

Ky: i dont even know who you are..

Me: Aww crap, i don't know how to explain who i am to you but seriously, you don't remember my style of writing

Ky: you just have to tell me your name ._. That is all

Me: Starts with j

Ky: Uhh.. I dunno. o:

Me: Why can't you just remember your buddeh, Jiaxuan, who changed her number

Ky: Omg hi(:

Me: So....How to spell your name again? I kinda forgot and your name's 'friend' on my contact list

Ky: Khengyi

Me: Hähä. Will TRY TO remember that, gtg, bye.

Me: The girl's name is kheng yi. I got that information by posing myself as jiaxuan

Ashley: Eeeeee.. Tht girl very ugly de..

Me: I pro right?

STALKER!

summarizing my day in my pathetically and extremely smart brain, haha, my brain can calculate maths like addition and only addition, it can also do subtraction, but not really good at it. i can calculate extremely hard problems sums like:
1 + 2 = ?
My brain immediately knows that the answer to this question is 6 because it is perfectly capable to calculate something a 6-month old baby cannot! [ Provided if the baby cannot speak ]

Thursday is naturally my favourite day out of all five weekdays except for Monday , Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday, because there's no CHINESE lessons!:D

To entertain the aliens reading my blog, I've decided to post some stupid and dumb pictures of people and slide shows.

{ Oon Jiansheng }
Looks alot like Mario's mushroom heads..S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y

{ Pornography }
In the slide show about Sexuality Education they stress about Pornography ALOT, 56 times in fact [According to Gabrieli ]

{Master-bed- shen}
Stephanie wants to do it with me:} No thanks;D You can't do it together, it is a solitary act, btw.

Yeah, One more thing- Ms Jothi said that people masturbate too much are usually loners and do not interact with people very much often

I wonder why Samuel doesn't talk alot... hmmmmmmph

In memory of Edward:{

Today, another member of class 2/2 faded away into the other side of the world, his name, Edward Wang.. Until now, we still couldn't remember how he got in there, why he got in there, and when he got in there, we only knew it was today, 25th of February, 2009. We couldn't forgive ourselves for pressing his mole.Ahhhh! i remember now, it was when we pressed the button on his upper lips that he always didn't allow us to touch, it was then.... that he disappeared.
We missed him...

{Edward on nomad.. }
The camera that took this photo was on VGA mode, thus, hiding the ever-so-secret mole.

{Edward In Lab}
In a desperate attempt to cover up the mole, Edward thought of covering it with some test tubes he found, it was very smart of him to use the test tubes, but very stupid of him to pour the hydrochloric acid into his nostrils.

{Edward's Valentine's Day Lunch}
We just had to have a our lunch together, on budget, Edward cleverly thought of using a straw as a candle and balancing it on a slice of carrot. The only thing stupid about this was that the straw couldn't be lightened up after several attempts

{Edwards Baby Freeze}
Moments before he broke his neck, Edward did a baby freeze for me to see because i told him i was bored. The most memorable thing was that he did it on the Alphabetical Animal bed sheet..

_____R.I.P______

Edward Wang Rui De

Called home by the Pokemon Master on : Just Now

We (may not) miss you...

SHANA DK HOW TO SPELL APPLE

Gleeee!
Finally reached level 28 for pet society:} but I'm still like, top 11 from my list, not even top 10. only 2 Amksians are higher than me, both from 2/1 respectively, Toh Yunfann and Amanda Ong.
Those amksian losers lagging behind me are ( from pro-est to noob-est )

- Cristabel(2/3),
- Wendy(3/?),
- Alicia(2/2),
- Sepent(2/2),
-Yuxin(2/2),
- Debbie(2/4),
- Jessica(2/5),
- Enqi(2/4),
- Sindy(2/1),
-Sherilynn(3/?),
-Praveen(3/?),
- Jesmine(2/5),
- Valerie(2/2),
- Elaine(2/2),
- Qianyan(2/2),
- Shinru(2/3),
- Yingxin(2/3),
- Rohit(3/?),
- Yunying(2/3),
- Stephanie(2/2),
- Jiaxuan(2/3),
- Sheryl(2/2),
- Gabriel(2/2),
- Xiaojiao(2/2),
- Celine(2/2)!

{The following above might have several error due to the calamity of pencils eating some dumb energizer advertisement -ripped from whatthebuck.com }

Didn't wanna post today, mood spoiled by some fat ass.. [message me to find out who! don't worry, I'd reply even if you're the one I'm mentioning, it's not Valerie, btw ]

meeting Mr. Ong tomorrow for A reason affiliated to what i mentioned, or rather, blurted out above

All your fault, if you ain't smart enough, don't lie to try to lead us into trouble, the truth will be surfaced out..and don't think that people will believe you, you don't have a good reputation neither are you being liked by everybody, just confess and that will safe my time

JONATHAN <3 BRAS

{ Hi! I'm Baosheng:D & i sit on air }

Had IAP today, gay luh Sepent:D debate what sai:}, Danry told me that i had remedial today, so i followed him to Mrs Nair's class, but turns out, i didn't even have remedial, quite skeptical when he told me that i had it! Anyway, homed with Jiansheng and Baosheng, there was this irky couple kissing like siao on the bus, tskkk, jealous me:{

On the bus, Jiansheng did don't know what to my phone, calling Enqi, Larraine, Jermaine, Sheila and much more-.- somemore so-cealled help me 'ask' Jermaine for stead-.- puhlease:} Then that guailan kia wanted me to rebond and cut my hair-.- nothing to do uh, that idiot 0.0

Followed him to CC to watch him play Table-tennis, he thinks he can be the male Li Jiawei

[ More like the ball-picker ]

Jonathan said that Yunying's bra strap is HOT

1=1=}[1+78-36]/4}-10 smart, ain't i?

Attended Ashley's party yesterday, Didn't took much pictures except for those below

PICTURE #1

{ Unwanted 'balls' }
Credits: Photographer> Bjorn,
Ball No.1> Baosheng
Ball No.2> Danry
Bus No.> 87

There's an Angmoh chiobu at Ashley's party and Baosheng's pretty much jealous that the ANGMOH CHIOBU smiled at ME! Yeahhs, Baosheng got pushed into the pool , like this

Somebody=pushed> Lucas=pushed> Baosheng=fell.

Until now, that 'somebody has not been identified yet.'

August! farts...

Super BHB, learnt from how to bhb from somebody in 2/3, i think only Edward and Elvis knows who (s)he is..tskkkkkk:]

Skip the after-school part Sorry manzxzxzxzxzzxxzxzxz Xiaojiao, i cannot go YSC sia, Mr Siva talked to me for like...very long loh-.- the vandalism thing. ( think he's using reverse psychology on me )

Anyway, homed alone from KFC again, yeah, i like KFC, but not as MUCH as the Milo factory

MILO! ENERGIZES YOUR DAY~

Yeah, i drink Milo in class, Ms Tan, you rock! She didn't scold me for drinking it in class, yeah, you rock too! Mr Goh, he just told me to drink it outside first.. So, for that, I am going to stop drinking Milo in class, kinda like an inspiration for me.

On the way home, there was this small boy around the age of 4-5 having a conversation with his maid, it went like this

Boy: You know how to spell dog? very easy to spell!

Maid: ...

Boy: D-O-Y! I spell again D-O-Y! see very easy.

Maid: ...

Boy: You know how to spell?

Maid: ...

Yeahhs, the maid typically did not spoke a single words, seems like the boy was talking to himself only-.-weird

BILL GATES IS MY goodfriend

Yes! Bjorn is super bhb!
Cancelling names including
-Larraine
-Xinyi
-Yingxin
-Shinru
-Miinqian
I rock, don't I?
Nothing much to blog today, so I'd rather not type crap, uhmm, let's see, okay, I went to pepper lunch today, i don't think pepper lunch is nice today, because i accidentally cooked my salmon, which i like eating raw!
So i ate it [finished last!:D] then i went to pee, then we rotted at amk hub
[ we= Melissa, Ashley, Celine, Gabriel and Yunrou ]
Stupid Yunrou, keep pinching my nehneh

EDWARD cullen is a garang guni

Awwh, can't seem to post my new zuchini-coloured Benzoxycamphors-.- blogger got problem, i think she's ignoring me, Hack, don't care:}:}:}
[ "She" is blogger.com]
Hohoho:] went to computer lab today:] went to type the following sites on Internet Explorer
First one don't click, really have this site derh
{red H means the website exists}

>>www.shit.com H
reason: Somebody said shit and Miss.Wong went to scold her

>>www.moe.edu.gov.sg?porn_edward%wang%rui%de_the_fucker%chee%bye%face
reason: I was sitting beside Edward

>>www.cheebye.com H
reason: Told to do so

Anyway, I think I finally know why Yunying doesn't tie her hair.
clue: Imagine her tying hair then you know already:]

Homed with Jiansheng today, super guailans manzxzxz, got caught for 'vandalising' the playground by one stupid bitchy woman-.- went to hub with Jiansheng and bought the Hot pink short lanyard requested by Jiansheng-.-

[Last few posts have had titles starting with Edward's names-- saddening]

E.D.W.A.R.D sucks

Mood spoiled today by a certain __ bitch, who was lamenting to Christina who obviously has the upper-hand of Danry.
[ It's not Christina ]
__ you bitch, can you please stop acting chio in class? Please, everybody knows your very ugly already-.- can't understand how come he can love you.. __ irritating

THANKS SDSS FOR SENDING ME THE CHILL MESSAGE, YOU ROCK:]

Homed with Wardy, his super bhb please?
He was deleting those photos in my phone of him that was taking in 3 megapixels or more, claiming that it was clear enough to see his mole, and keeping those VGA ones-.- LOL
He was talking to himself saying,"你看我多帥!"..zzz..BHB

S.M.I.L.E smack my idiotic loser edward

What my Phone sees

Pokemon...this 2 cost like...$9.90! & Yes, I obviously used Nets

Pokeballs from the McDonalds Display Case!

Candids of Shana by me, there's like 36 of them in my phone, but these are the 'Top Quality' ones
She avoided my camera at first but soon modelled for my camera, I think she either thought she was starting to get pretty or maybe she was just sick and tired of it.

Being Avid fans of the Television... Oh! a monkey? No... that's Alicia.

Act chio..

Look at Denise;]

Candids by: The Rabbit Gang

Test Tube Babies

Original Picture by: Bjorn

Babies by: Micheal Shoemaker

Edward Wang Ba Dan

Danry Kek Sai-ing

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Happy Valentines day!
And I'm sorry if you've got a shitty boyfriend/girlfriend to celebrate Valentine's Day with [ That's just mean.. but what do you expect? i copied Xiaxue ] Anyway, i didn't went for Heartfest afterall, because the doctor told me to at home as my stomach tear's pain is intensifying and it may deteriorate to an ailing condition, so he asked me to stay at home. Now i don't even know whether I might be able to attend the RSVP Jonathan sent me:{
In case you didn't realised yet, tomorrow will be my anniversary. Last year,i broke my arm on 15th February, because of the cupcake Qianyan gave me, as a V.day present. Oh almost forgot!

THANKS.EVERYONE.FOR.THE.GIFTs

[ back to what i was saying] , so well if any of you would like to know what had happened,
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{Don't get too jealous of the many gifts for Benzoxycamphors}

PICTURE UPLOADING ERROR

Can't upload any pictures now, Don't know what's freaking happening to blogger.. wanted to post the picture of Ashley sleeping [ demanded by Melissa ] Ashley wanted me to stress out that he was sleeping duringSexuality Education, i think he just wants to show everybody that he's not interested and he is very 'pure'[ yeah,right! ]
Another picture will be the one in the playground which is located opposite our school, well, I wrote my name over there, all 36 of them, and out of 36, 2 were erased off and 13 of them were either being striked out of being added with"sucks" which is obviously written by Weizhen..
Well that's all, bye!:]

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Today
My chinese teacher is born under the zodiac: Hello Kitty
yeah, got scolded by her after saying that..
Anyway, had history test after assembly, which i did random idiocracy stuffs
Went KFC and ate, wahlao, so expensive T.T !
Think i need to fast for the rest of the week already..
How am I supposed to return the 50 bucks? __
Chionged home and played Pet Society!
Yeah! finally chionged to level 23 already
awwhs! Benzoxycamphors so cute:]
Then Lailai ask me play for her, chionged for her, but
lazy train, so now she stucked at level 12..

WAKAKA bleah~~~~!@#$%^&

Alicia's post made me roll-on-floor-laugh-my-ass-out [roflmao]
in italic and purple to differentiate

Not playing by the rules.
Boringgggg day, as usual -.- Iap art was so zzz. Deadline's friday, so I practically have to go back everyday to complete things. But with Ms Lila helping me enlarge my drawing, it's gonna be done damn soon :P Today was damn crap in the art room. Ms Lila laughed and joked more than usual.

1) Bjorn was asked to do 30 pushups because he said fuck. The funniest thing was he couldn't even do 30 girls style, he died after 18(?).

2) He was asked to do another 30 because he said other vulgarities. He banged his head on the floor with a loud knock by accident, because he was playing a fool. Everyone around him burst out into laughter.

3) Bjorn was super obsessed with Pokemon, that his artwork, which topic was fantasy art, was filled with pokemons. Ms Lila counted, 16 of them :)

4) Bjorn couldn't believe that Ms Lila watched Little Nyonya that he had to keep talking about it, and ask Ms Lila if she knew this character/that character.Super loser!

Lol. Went over to Xiaojiao and Bjorn's church at PayaLebar with them, cause Bjorn forced me to. Rotted like nobody's business there, but the people there were quite entertaining. Hahaha. Went home kinda late, but Bjorn accompanied me to yishun, thanks yo! :DThere's history test tmr, but I don't bother revising. I doubt I can pass it, but who cares :)Match against IJTP tmr, big game. Goodluck team. And, goodluck to badminton c'div boys(Elvis) too :)

Pet Society

Didn't go to school today, was kinda sick yesterday on my way home from church, ended up with a really painful stomach ache, i think it's sorta like the one Sepent and the trackers with Qianyan had. Typing in small characters with ~~strikes~~ because almost everyone is looking and they can't really figure out what I'm writing.

[ Yeah, i think this post ain't really that funny nor interesting:{ ]

Disturbia, dumb dumb di da dumb dumb you dumb dumb

Went to church today ( Payalebar side )
and then horh, I invited Alicia leh!
first person I invited, TERRIBLE
Anyway, I promised to pei her home,
until Yishun lah, but on my journey back
home, i think i tore my appendix or smt
like that, hurts like colourpencils lorh :x
then i cannot even walk properly :(

Thinking of pon-ing school tomorrow,
abdomen hurts like staplerbullets}:[
however, I don't think I'm able to be
excused unless i start acting now,
hahas, no need act luhhs, very pain can
already, seriously need to pon, awwwwh
crap, History test's tomorrow:{ sorry
history:{

tall tale

How to grow as FAST as me!:}
( a guide for people like nicole and melvin )

1} I live on a STRICT diet on milk, cheese and
maggie noodles [well, follow everything accept
for the MSG in noodles, they are height shorteners]

2} Don't eat preserved vegetables, Dad says they
make you short, well true, just look at Melvin:}

3} Drink the high fat milk, drinking low fat does not
give you the motivation to grow!

4} Jump whenever you can

Myths
1} Pull your body

2}Pull your finger [Do you really wish to end up like Gabriel Tiu?]

Well, thats all, i will blog more later

wudoosuddo

Went to YSC today, and on the way back home
with Jiaxin. Went she was alighting, Mavis(i think)
boarded the train, Jiaxin was like, "OH MAVIS LEH!"
Then i went, "WHO?",
jiaxin said,"Pear Pear Pretty Paper" from Campus
Superstar lah!"
Don't really know whether it's her anot, but she
from Deyi sec also, must tell me whether it;s her or
not kayys? I like boarding the same train with
famous people:] makes me feel famous too!

Today..

Danry drew my second favourite Pokemon,
which is my current wallpaper, so funnneh
horh? His woodywoodo:] -.- fat sudoowoodo
look at the legs-.- BUT SOOOOOOO CUTE!

stupid dummmy:]

cool:]

It clearly shows that Danry why danry
failed his English:}:}:}

Edward's new class wall picture! This time,
with the mole:}

Tag Replies
♥!Nicole.L\ : harrrrrhhh? If like then
then i use my edusave pay lorh:/

TWINNYx3 : HELLOS! TWINNY!

Leah : linked!:/

Jul : Yah, but i didn't know it was you.

i thought she was watching some kinda

screaming show.

No more runnnnnnnnnnning wild

Went to buy Melissa present today,
search at Kiddy Palace bought one
Pokemon for myself, and the other
for Melissa! But then , i wasn't
satisfied, so i went to find Comics
Connection, as Pokemon is a kind
of Anime, saw some C.A.Ls
especially one who's skirt was like,
Urghhhhhhh @$$^&%^&*&^ so damn
short, like can use pencil to draw one
line over it, hey Jiaxin! That C.A.L's
from your SGSS lehhs:] but her face
was DISGUSTINGZXZXZXZXZXZ
so no harm done to the society!

sorry Nicole:{ the colour pencil thing!
Sorry ______:{ the ___ thing also!
Sorry Melvin:{ you return my Emerald can alr

Melvin called himself Mello, weird!
Oh yeahhh, he called me bjornny! crap }:[

I DONT CARE

Went for ushering yesterday, and supposedly met yihon
at YCK Train Station, because he was late :{
Then after church, i went to kick SUPER HIGH,
because yihon said that he could kick
higher than me, but i still won!
(Melissa, rmb that i don't like losing)
[got problem uploading siaa, will try later]
Well, that was the height Yihon said i
managed to kick, but i think that i kicked
higher, like, until the faint, thin red line above
his hand:]
But after i managed to kick that level, i damn
paiseh because when i throw out the kick, i
lifted both m legs to attain higher kicking power,
but i had forgotten to place either feet on the ground,
and thus, i just landed on the ground, SMACK,
even though, that was like..yesterday, my tailbone
still hurts like shit! cannot bend or do anything :{
Anyway, Shana modelled for me just now, so FAIL lorh

fml
Bjorn.
31st July.
125 Aran, Rikimaruuuuu

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