Hi.

29.6.09


Sometimes, my blog could go really really dead because nobody tags, so praise the Lord, Amen



19.6.09

Yesterday, i checked my face. I checked and i checked and i checked and i checked.
And Finally, I can have something to Haolian about, it is that.........






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________________________I have no pimples________________________

Actually horh, it's not i havent gone through Puberty or that my age is actually 52 or something like that, Im just special enough to be able to Haolian to normal teenagers something that they don't wanna have but have
[Where Larraine's pimples are allocated]

Yes, There are actually alot more, but she's too paiseh to draw only.
So basically, this post is all about crap.
And you may post any hate comments, idc(:
I just wanna see commments

Tag Replies
Alex>> Super Coincident canzxzxzxzxzxzxz?

Shirlyn>>Wahlao, what stalker, i dont like them lorh.



A.m. Alarm
18.6.09

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
What I've Done- Linkin Park

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF:
Maneater-Nelly Furtado

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Best Damn Thing-Avril Lavigne

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
If I were a Boy-Beyonce

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Right Round-Flo Rida

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Baby One More Time-Britney Spears

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Perfect-Simple Plan

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Big Girls Don't Cry-Fergie

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
All Around Me-Flyleaf

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I Kissed A Girl-Katy Perry

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Womanizer-Britney Spears

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Shake It-Metrostation

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Rolling Star-Yui

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Die Motherfucker Die-Dope

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Sleep-My Chemical Romance

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
No Love-Simple Plan

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
That's Not My Name-The TIng Tings

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Crush-Davis Archuleta

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Teenagers-My Chemical Romance

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
A.m. Alarm-Sony Ericsson (Knn Phone)



pinaforeeeeeees
16.6.09

-Right Now, the "Best" thing that could happen to me now is to be owned by Balrog..Again-

Like any other typical singaporean, I would try to take advantage of Free Stuffs, and right now, There's free trips to and fro Orbis, Ludibrium, Mu Lung, Leafre, Blah Blah Blah. And Even the cost to get to Singapore has been cut short from 20k to 6k only, and within Two days,[You can ignore the green part] I've traveled from Singapore to Malaysia. And from Ludibrium to Omega Sector And From Orbis to Leafre and from Kerning to New Leaf City and from Orbis to El Nath and from El Nath to Aqua Road
Before i explain to you why i asked you to ignore the green text(Which i propably won't), Scowl at my Maple Pictures First.

I died twice!Damn it!-.- First time i afk to play dressing game Then when i come back, dead-.- Second time Kay kiang cho Hero attack Rog, Manage to land 1 damage leh!(:
To me, Landing one damage one a Rog is like Mr Yandao being owned by a Green Snail.
Anyway, I qwee-ker-lee(Pronnounce it as fast as possible) use Dark Sight.But i still Die T.T
Tmd! I ask Baosheng to anwei me, he so emotionless can? I ask comfort me, he replied,"Nice Death?" Hais, Boys nowadays-.-so dead de, Lah-ker-lee(Pronounce it as fast as possible) I'm not like that(:


Tsk..Hate my Sister now-.- Out of nowhere, she randomly said i like pinafore(:, in front of my laoniang somemore. So nb lorh, i kick her leg[Signal to STFU] she go kpkb shout "WHAT!" Whisper ask her to STFU she go purposely shout "ORHHH! YOU DON'T WANT ME TELL LAONIANG YOU LIKE PINAFORE HARHHHH?" Tmd-.- Act Funneh. Must find chance to use glue stick Tissue Paper on her soles liao.

BTW, speaking about Pinafores, They are the Sexiest Outfits(:

PINAFORES ARE NOT HORNNEH!

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_______________________Pinofores are so Chio(:_______________________


Tag Replies
16 Jun 09, 18:09
Jiaxin: reklink me lehh
16 Jun 09, 15:41
Jiaxin: Horny bastard lol
{What Horny?.z.z.z And horh, is not idw relink you, but i tag you from your old link easier, your new 'comment' thing is ugly and not user-friendly }

16 Jun 09, 14:18
SHIRLYN: LOL. where you get that pic ?
{LOL! That one must ask Jiaxin(: }

16 Jun 09, 04:12
Anony: ya la. they think they clever. but SO WHAT. B!tches. they act like bimbos!
{YahYahYah! Although idk who you are, i can seriously agree with you(: }



12.6.09

-I AM LIKE A BRA, I GIVE YOU SUPPORT AND I AM CLOSE TO YOUR HEART.-



Conversation.
11.6.09

And so my cousin, Silver was sleeping with me yesterday night when he started talking about the girl he likes, we talked about craps like getting married and he told me that you cannot get married with a girl unless the age gap is 5 months!(WTF)
And the conversation goes like this

S: Okay lah, Pretend you like a girl Called Tiffany.[His ex-Crush]

B: Just call her Lady A lah.

S: Britney Spears can?

B: I want Lady Gaga.

S: Cannot, use Angelina Jolie!-.- Then you must be..

B: [Interrupts] 1 minute older? 1 year? Then 4 months can anot?

S: [Pauses] Must be 5 Months.

B: Nabei-.- Who set this stupid rule?

S: M.O..

B: [Interrupts] M.O.E? Siao! That one chup education lah!

S: M.O.M lah.

B: That one Ministry of Manpower, not Marriage! Stupid, it's R.O.M lah!

S: Go fuck your Jiaxin!-.-

B: Nabei-.- That was 6 months ago. I don't even like her lorh.

S: -Laughs & hits my chest-

B: You gay uh? Touch my chest!-.-

S: Because you no Man Boobs, i want to help you train get Man Boobs.

B: Idiot-.- go sleep lah!

S: Bastard, your sleeping position like gay.

B: But you touch my chest

S: -没话讲-

B: SLEEP LAH!




P.s: Tiffany is his Ex-crush.



show off
9.6.09

-Woke up @ 3.23-
Today, Iimpei velly haolian, despo for Ilbi, so Limpei channel Surf until Channel 15, to find 蘑菇妈妈
Then, Limpei sibei action, go kill the fairy, then somemoreuse Dark Sight, pose with MushMom-.- After that, Limpei thuoght he can win Mushmom & (finally get ilbi)

But horh, Limpei keep missing leh-.- So Limpei 不甘愿 try to use lucky Seven lorh, But Lucky Seven not lucky at all, keep missing, until the MushMom fed up, use shockwave . And Limpei minus 5 exp lah! nb



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8.6.09

-For now, I seriously have to stop playing Maple and concentrate on my Studies.-Italic
It's like so wtf can? Maple is for sissys [I have to convince myself]
At first, it's Maple is the M.O.S.T unfair MMPORPG game i've ever played. Because when a noob like me is playing with those purple flowers, to get red potions, Those GMs gave me a Kerning City Boss which is Level 60+ to fight! And i don't wanna lose my PRECCCCCIOUS exp lorh T.T i kill snails to level up one leh-.-
You see! Somemore those creators act cute, go name the Crocodile 'Dale'

And another thing is, they never give briefings about New Towns & their Bosses, so I was in New Leaf Town when i saw this Elehant. Surely I knew it was a Boss, but horh, NABEI lah! One attack of his is more than my Full health already lorh.
Life[705] - Attack[745] = - 5 Exp_l_ cb lah-.-

Then, I also think the Creators are Gayzxzxzxzxzx can? Look at the New Mushrooms they create?
P U R P L E sia Purple is the IGC* leh-.-Still Don't know name them what Urban Fungus-.- Fuckers.
Clearly, you can see that i am FREAKING frustrated! i've died alot of times already-.-Stupid Gay Mushrooms, look like rino.

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Do NOT read this Section Unless You Are Benjamin(Or Some Sick Perverts)

Dude-.- I found the Model(s) Blogs Alreadyyyyyyyy.




Happy?



I REVIVED MY KEYBOARD
5.6.09

-I promise myself the first thing i will do when i fix my own keyboard is to blog, but apparently, it came in second! -

Wahlao! I really cannot believe i can fix my own keyboard at first lorh!-.- I went to unscrew all 13 screws and play with the silicon thing before finding out my problem, i kinda didn't want my keyboard to be fixed because i want to see my sister pay for the keyboard(: G O S H! so bad.
[Pictures Up next time, can't find the bleedy USB]



Anyway, I went to see Jayjay's facebook profile on his blog, damn gay canzxxzxzxzxzxz? I know lah, I'm in no position to judge him because it's the Big Guy's(Up there) Job-.-


BUT! Look! The Pose! Make my eye sore only, &&& The shirt! Half way up liao! Somemore you see the outline? it's P U R P L E (and we all know that purple is the International colour for Gay)
Speaking about Gays, I remembered the time gay people roamed around the Earth, they all added me in Tagged. And because of that reason, I quited Tagged, but still, that didn't changed the fact that Tagged sucks, suckier than Friendster:) At least Friendster:) have the Smiley face lorh, Tagged have nothing, to represent it, then somemore got don't know what sai Mafiawars and the MeetMe, which is Fucking irritating because they spam more than Facebook and Youtube.
&&& Rino posted his semi-nude picture on his blog today, He's not gay! He's just SEEKING attention, thankfully, he doesn't know my blog(yet) Gawwwh! Rino doesn't blog, he is a News Reporter(Failure) He failed as a Blogger, He failed as a News Reporter, He failed as a Son, He failed as a Gay
And Worst of all! He likes to act cute with the disgusting Octopus-Mouth Action
Rino Posing in Photo
^o^ -Bleedy Octopus-Mouth Action [FAIL]
Other Zilians posing for photo(Secretly Refering to Benjamin)
^^v -Thousand times better than that octopus [Pass]



Tag Replies.

5 Jun 09, 15:22 FANNY: guai lan ba ba guai lan son LOL So hilarious
> LOL i not guailan meh?(:

5 Jun 09, 11:29 kianny: that jayjay guy looks like a fugger. LOL
> He's not a guy, it's(Jayjay) is just another object that steals our precious air-.-

5 Jun 09, 00:20
Anti Benjamin Club: For those of you who knows Benjamin,Come to My Blog.All antiBenjamin are welcome ;D Please Spam more
>I got spam, but i tio banned):

4 Jun 09, 21:20 XAVIER: Really sial. The person u insulted looks damn gay. Why is he placing his hand on his waist? HAHAHA
> LOL! He doesn't LOOK damn gay, he IS gay.

4 Jun 09, 21:06 SHIRLYN: LOL ! JayJay that bag i think my mum once had that before! LOL
>EHHHHHHH? I didn't notice that bag! Either way horh, he still damn gay lorh

4 Jun 09, 20:47 sepent: wtf.kage 1mesos.#$%!#
> Zai mah, you leh?

4 Jun 09, 20:24 SHIRLYN: F6
>F7-.-


{Take note, I'm not using my house comp, because apparently, My wireless keyboard spoiled, and i can only use the on=screen keyboard, so msn messages will be replied at a VERY SLOW RATE!

Blame who? My sisters, they dropped it.}



2.6.09

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

I just can't freaking stand this two Oh! so-"Famous" Bloggers }:[
Rino and Jayjay

Rino
-Firstly, what irritates me the most is his Bad(really bad) Haircut
-Secondly, He's velly velly BAD(really, really bad) English irritates me

Quote(S):

"It's named "Boys before Flower" have you guys watch it already?"
-Firstly, It's Boys Over Flowers(WITH THE 's' BEHIND FLOWER, DAMN IT)

"which it's pretty screw up for only getting to watch it ONCE in a week only ."
-You begin a sentence with C-A-P-I-T-A-L letters, and it's S-C-R-E-W-E-D up not screw up. Fuck you for failing grammar. And you don't need to press the SPACEBAR before using the fullstop.

"about a ugly,poor girl who get into a High School by chance and fall in love with a rich guy who's family member own the whole school ."
-Same things, the Capitals and fullstop(s). And when you use a comma, you HAVE to use a spacing afterwards, are you a delinquent or what? And it's fell in love, not fall in love, you gotta learn your present/past/future tenses. And family member? You mean he only has ONE family member?
{PS: They're still two more mistakes, I'm just too lazy to point post them, waste of time-.-}

And you still call yourself a Christian(: After bitching SO many people? Neh'mind, God still loves you.

If there's only one word in the dictionary to describe your academical knowledge, it would be non other than---NOOB.

And! lastly, I'm still not so sure whether it is suitable for me to call that thing on your head nice, wait, is it even hair? Look! You bitch-ed Xiaxue, You bitch-ed Steven Lim. So i don't mind if you bitch me next. I don't mind, but if you wanna bitch anybody, make sure they cannot find anything faulty with you to bitch about, bitch...


Jayjay

Firstly, I also cannot stand your English, your "Capture every moments of mine" is already fucking wrong. The correct way to write it(in English) is Capture every moment of mine. Without the S for moment. But cannot really blame you lah, because you're a GOOOOOD friend of Rino. WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT? Typically the same breed of Canines.

Yes, I know you are very gooooooood friends with Rino, to the extent of helping Rino.
But why you so Gay? I don't like your Gay Attitude, it's not that I don't support Gays neither is it that I don't like you "qianda" face. But I just don't like your Gayness, Fuck you.
Look at your photo! What the hell is that pose for? Seriously, A disgrace to men. I won't be surprised if you were to like Rino or worse, commit felonies with him/her/it.


You're just so Gay! Bloody Guniang? Your wrist broken or what? Or your whole family only have females[Like Leon's] But at least my gay friend(s) better than you lah! At least they don't go around bitching people that they think they know.

Fanny insult Rino, Serene insult Rino. Also not you right? What's you problem,dude dudette? And, you scold Serene's family for what? Her family also never do anything to you right? You also don't want anybody to scold your family right? come lah! I sibei respect you liao horh, i never scold your family(If you have one) and i also place a black stripe over you face so people won't recognise you on the streets and call you a gay.

You want to know what is the real definition of Guailan then i ask my limpei come and guailan you, fucker.

Remember this, Guailan 爸爸 --Give birth to --Guailan 孩子
So, I admit that I'm Guailan, an d I'm proud to be a Guailan Kia. And I'm proud that i can fuck you up.

--Edit--

I will continue this, You to thank Danry for telling me Maple is working again, but i will bitch you later, now stretch your own leg and kick your ass until i return to guailan you, gay-.-



1.6.09

List of Wonderful things that happened to me today

-Wasting time at the Free Market at Dolphin World Channel 20

- Saw some idiots tending the shops 

- Anyhow click one shop

- Sibei Tyco! Bought Kage for One Meso!

- Concluded that there are really stupid people in the world.


List of Bad things that happened to me today

-Tio shortchanged by some bastard who bought 386 Maple leafs form me-.-

- Should Bring calculator next time




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