Sunday
LOL,think I'm damn sadist,actually went to burn a dead tortoise which died of starvation. We woke up early morning just to see the dead Tortoise,then, i started using TWO needles to open up the bottom of the reptile.we manage to pluck out to cartilage on the side of that green terrapin,then we left it in vinegar water so it wont rot so quickly.

We came back at around six to check on the carcass.

we then went to the Multi Storey Carpark Garden to start the burning session, and used around five to six candles.

GROSSSSSSSSSS!!._. when i burn the head,the eyeball went under so much heat pressure that it went "POP", a lady walking her dog saw it and was utterly disgusted,
we were afraid she might call the police for animal abuse.

HAHA, we suck to the core,it's such a blessing to have sadist cousins,the 5year old one was more MAN than the12year old one, whom we called chao ah qua.
ohoh!!we also burned the shell and saw the spine of the tortoise. Soon after that, ants start swarming around that turtle meat, they ate the 'food' until we can see through the body, i burnt the head until we can see the skull,COOL!




Friday

Went back school today and saw alot of old classmates huh=:=, at first, went to primary school with Delia and FORCED her not to pangseh me, in the end, i think I'm the one that pangseh-ed her,OMG!! Got one friend never even grow at all, almost everybody say i become GAY~, maybe should change my name to GAY LIM, maybe it's because I'm wearing a pink shirt, after that went to AMK hub, since I'm broke and Dylan's also my ex-classmate,i forced him to pay the movie ticket for me,BLEAHH~
WALL.E not nice de, no horny scene, sounds more like WALL.ERP.
byes~

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terribly sorrie forr scolding and hurlin' vulgarities to a parrticuularr gurl.
puhlease acceptt my arpologizzeee

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"BEHOLD!THE ONE AND ONLY CACTUS MAN"

OMFG!! I THINK I SHOULD SERIOUSLY STOP BEING HYPER!!
That girl behind me is seriously bothering me mentally and emotionally, i can't believe she has a stead now!! Nevermind, result were given out today,
Flunked like hell ._.
-English B4
-Chinese F9
-Geography B3
-History E8
-Literature F9
-Mathematics B4
-Science C5
-D & T F9


Seriously need to buck up! lol, sound so serious, narhh~ who cares about my results?
At most flunk like shit then no either go NA, NT or either get kicked out of amkss,good luh,no need see Nicole's face and no need to worry about misunderstandings. Kinda envious about Jason's migration to China, wish i can do something like that,maybe migrate to LA and gamble like shit, or maybe migrate to some small US town, settle down and restart my life, maybe migrate to Japan and watch the latest anime, best of all migrate to Sweden or Switz. I'm gonna give up my citizenship, cut my hair and change my name, never to come back to this stupid place and see some people. Then..... i died(third time)

Toodles~

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a message to 'you know who you are'
Oi! Girl! Don't think that now you got sec2 stead i don't dare scold you, you bloody bitch! I'm getting irritated by your attention seeking actions, you one shot flirt seven boys, you think you so chio isit? Ashley and Melissa were right, you like to act cute buay cute, Sheryl also tell me that you try to be cute in whatever actions you do. Ashley told me that he didn't like you,hadn't like you and will never do! Your actions are the one that caused you in this plight,you also like to condemn people unconsciously, minding other people's business. LOOK AT YOURSELF,you are none the wiser, Melissa never liked you ever since the first day of school, again, because of your FUCKING attitude. i heard that you don't like people who scolds vulgarities,but LOOK AT YOU! i bet you scold more fucks than i do,don't think now you can go call your boyfriend to beat me up,I NOT SCARED!! no need go rebond hair larh, look at your face also want vomit already. loving you was my biggest mistake and i regretted doing it. I never thought i would say this but I HATE YOU TO THE VERY CORE!
So now, please, be a kind person, SCRAM OFF! and stay away from me, I'm allergic to bitches like you, go and tann yourself and get a life!, don't call Jesper a gay, or a sissy, you don't judge a book by it's cover. For once,i actually wished that I'll never see your (F)ugly face again, run away back to your condo and hibernate there for the rest of your life, so NORMAL people like us can live peacefully,prosper and survive happily ever after,WITHOUT YOU!


thisis a typical hate message though:] it is not encouraged

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Had PE~ today,basically wanted to slack but was forced to play a game,chosed volleyball and played with 空肚子,christina,shixian and zhoufan(and i thought i was better than the volleyball coach)dont know drop the ball into the bloodylongkang how many time already._.
when PE ended,pumped the ball SO high that it went out of school
Sepent and Danry kept using my phone's internet to 'those' webstes,OMG sepent,now i knew how horny you are!!!
Danry's knowledge about pornography is still up to the expected standardthey went on polluting elvis' mind with sick stuff until he keep askng for my phone,no wonder boys can easily pass sec2 science chapter6 without having to study,just surf the net!
Edward is also one horny bastard,pretend not interested in the phone,in the end i think he was the one who watch the most lorh..
maths is damn boring~


told gabriel my BIG secret,the one i think everybody knew
>>Mr Tan's surname is Tan!!
then everybody started to laugh,could they had breathed in Ashley's laughing gas??
after that went to play LAN with weizhen
HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I'M THE NOOB
after that got electrocuted by the computer and i died,whoo~this is the second time i died

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THA RARE BREED OF MALE DANCERS UNLEASHED!!


FION AND PEIHUA COUPLE DANCE...ENVY~


IF YOU WOULD ZOOM IN,YOU CAN SEE SHIAUYIN'S BEI HIAO BAI FACE._.


WEIZHEN SUCKSS DOING BABY FREEZES,I ROCK MORE DOING HANDSTANDS^^


JESPER,I MEAN HANCOCK(SINGAPORE VER.)PUNCH ALREADY GOT STAR STAR EFFECT=,=


NEW AND IMPROVED BIGBIRD FROM SESAME STREET,MORE LIKE A JAILBIRD.


I SUCK, HEEHEE,BUT ANNETTE SUCKSS MORE,AFTERALL,I'M HER DAD


THA CAPED CRUSADER VISITS SINGAPORE


SKIRT~(PART ONE)


DAMN,TOO DUMB TO TAKE SKIRT OF,IQ OF 0.003
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JESPER ZILIAN


EASTER DAY TORTURER--BJORN!!


THA LESBIAN SCENCE,UNSUITABLE FOR MINORS


AN (UN)BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY...


AIQI AND FELICIA:)


SHERYL AND FELICIA:)


THA ME THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE ME...WIERD


BELIEVE IT OR NOT,GABRIEL TIU KAI JIE FROM SINGAPORE HAD UK SIZE11 SHOES EVER SINCE HE WAS 13


ASHLEY COUNTED HIS EAR,OMG!!THERES ONE LEFT,GABRIEL BEHND THERE EXTRA

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heeyoss! yesterday was at the yckCC something for our dance,
and guess who's the emcee?mark lee~OMG!!he looks like jesper.
sencai said my action was like an animal,which rocks by the way,
cause i'm supposed to be!
whoo~today was like sleeping the WHOLE day,
damn,IM SO SIAN my house like prison like that,
then suddenly remembered that i was the one who placed glue
on nicole's backside,ahem,i mean,her chair on march, that
time i hated jon and he knows that,so went to place glue on
chair but then scared he fin out that it's me,so went to place
some on nicole's and my chair,OHYEEA,gabrieli was my accomplice,
and we used glue we stole from the drama roooooom. DAMN,good old days,
used to think that she is fat[and thats the fact]hey girl,you suck!
then theres oone period where nicole used to call jesper sissy...insult
then i remember when i was living at pasir ris,
used to have to tortoises,
peepee and parpar[i know,the name suckkkkkkkks]
got one time use my toothbrush to wash the tank
then brush my tortoises then brush my oen teeth,dumb.
shall post until here,byes~

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Woke up at 7 today,DAMN tired,but still bloody hell-ly managed to literally drag myself to school just to pass jesper the bbq form,which is tomorrow. Since the prolouge people are unable to attend it[which is a sad case],after passing the form, bo liao then showed some seniors the excecution video which i almost fainted from during orientation camp,i doubt i will faint this time,but still never watch larhs~better to be save than sorry.
Went to Macs to somehow discuss,i guess my purpose on tagging along is to disiao them,SECRETLY took shiauyin's phone and,OMG~~~~ finally ralised that she is also a 自恋鬼,which means a ghost which like to take pictures of him or herself,MY GOD~ her
自恋 pictures are extremely自恋...DOTS...then after goin to macs,the bunch of seniors window-shopped AMKhub,talking a whole bunch of crap,they were lke"this shop's label was signed under me" etc.etc. But i'm still the best as the all agreed to the superb design and structure of the building becauseAMK HUB WAS DESIGNED BY ME!!. Anyway,met Ashley at amk hub with her (un)bloody short mum.went home with alot of crap,oh yea!remembered that i died when the train hit me,this is the first time i died:]
byes~

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