Life is like a small little bastard.

Hi.

Fucking Cowardz

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahlao

I'm damn saaaaaaad now T.T

Knn lehhhhhhh, I've got this 'Hongster' Label on me now T.T

Puhlease lorh, you people who called me a Hongster disgrace Angmokio sec sia. You know what's the definition of Hongster? Don't know then don't know anyhow call people hongster lah T_T Hongster Hongster HOngster, you people say until like you will be payed for saying that word each time.

Fucko.

If i fucking find out who you people are, I will guailan you for the rest of my life. And trust me, a cockroach like me won't die so easily. I will harass your whole family until you have to call the police.

I will put eggs into your bag everyday. ou outside got gang? So? I guailan you is both our problem(s)

Asking other people to interfere is just like telling the world that you['re a coward who doesn't even there to face what you created. An angry guailan bastard like me.

Trust me. When i say i will find you, i will find you. I will hunt you down. And you will fuck yourself upside down.

You = gg.

Not happy because i posted about you? Come find me! :D

you One on One me. no need ask other people to interfere. I harasser your ass.

Watch out.

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cooooooooooooooooooooooool

blah blah blah new blog skin. LOL byebye

P.s:/ 1 of the 4 links above taken up by: Jiaxin (Ohwell, crap.)

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Last post i prommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmise

I promise this would be the very very Last post

-Bjorn Limzxzxzxzxzxz

Meanwhile here's my new Plurk, I've already deleted Twitter [too simple minded.]

Plurk.com

Okay, Fine, whatever. I know I'd blog in a few days time or so, because my life is far too interesting these few days, like

-ahem!- calling me almost every night for some "advices"

-And people in school spamming me with messages, asking me about science questions. WTF? They make me look like a gynecologist now.

Edward:The Zygote develop into the embryo Then move from the oviduct to the womb or the zygote move to womb Then develop to embryo?

Me: [Anyhow how answer, hop he doesn't see this!] The second one. Zygote is just the fertilized egg and sperm while the embryo has already the shape of a baby and some vital parts.

Obviously i anyhow answer him lah, i learn the same thing with him, but i velly good in bio :D Because i had training since the age of 10, so my answer is like 99.9% correct.

Loooooooooook!

Guess who? Does this look like a National Tracker that represents my school to you?

You would probably say"Aiyoh, So chubby, impossible to be a tracker lah!"

But but but but but, this is yours faithfully, Eugene Limzxzxzxz, National Tracker(?)

Well, LOL? At least it's cuter than this picture

Oh Sepent, Tracker but not a National one[too lan le] But a International Guailan Kia and from Anderson Primary's so-called Art Class

iPhone Suckzxzx.

Spamming Pictures from my phone so that my picture count [E.g. DSC00100] can rise

Anwyay, good / bad pictures all still speak thousands of words.

And this post is made up of over 10k words + 500 words. Wordy Wordy

In regard of so many people asking me about bio question. This 2k words of pictures will show you that i failed my bio. :D

Question asked: Mrs Lim has menstruation every month. However there is one month where she missed her menstruation. She did a pregnancy testand found out that she is not pregnant. What could be the reason that she missed her menstruation?

Correct Answer: Stress, blah blah blah blah

My Answer: A man cummed on her.

Further prove of my answer..

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Tinker's HSM pwns Legacy

Pictures speak a Thousand words - I'm done blogging for today

Off to studyyyyy.

[edit/.]

Heres my new Plurk so i can update without blogging.

[P.s/: i've already deleted my Twitter Account along with the 3432 twits. Bye Memories]

Sepent mentioned that Plurk has this alarm function that can remind me to click the Hunter's horn in Mousehunt. And that's my main purpose for creating Plurk. Twitter is too Neanderthal.

Plurk.com

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come and go.

I can stop blogging until the EOYs are over, but i cannot stop dota-ing, wtf, I'm addicted to it already lah. And i still cannot stop.

Y'know? It's like a kind of craving, a stupid desire to create a better, stronger hero and pwn your opponents every time. And when you lose, you'd get the urge to play more, to sharpen your damn skills and to beat those Bastards that once pwned you.

I tell you people, Dota is fucking addictive and you shouldn't play it. The side effects are super terrifying. Like:

1- You'd sound like a total nerd, shouting words like "Wicked Sick, Dominating and Godlike" and alot more others every time you accomplish something.

Eg. You see your friend[s] getting pwn in real life, say maybe got stapled by a stapler. Without even thinking, you'd straight away shout "Holy Shit!" And if the stapler guy repeated his act within the next 10 seconds, again, you'd shout, "Double Kill" likewise, you know what "Triple Kill" means.

2- You fall in love with animated girls that only say "Warriors of the night, Assemble!" Seriously, i think i'm starting to like Potm now So hot and fresh... No lah, i like her because of her Elune's Arrow. Zai okay! Mai siao siao, 5 sec enough to kill you le.

I lurbzxzxz you, Potm.

But i still Lurbzxzxz my Rylai Crestfall the most. except for the fact that she's a sad little bitch begging for more health.

But Crystal Maiden still zai okay? One BKb you gg le. Somemore she blond leh :D Blondes are dumb.

3- You'd lose your Girlfriend.

4- Byebye.

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blah blah blah blah blah

Found interestinggggggggg things @ Internetbestsecrets.com about youtube Videos.

1- A super easyyyyy way to download Youtube videos is to add the word 'kick' in front of "youtube" in the URL

e.g. www.kickyoutube.com/blahblahblah

and you will will be able to reach to the page below. :D

After that, Click on the preferred format you want your downloaded video to be and click on "Go"

[For Phones. click on 3gp, duh!]

Then, you [obviously] download the videos by clicking "Down"

And just in case the videos is not available, go to Youtomb.mit.edu to browse for your removed videos.

Cool huh?

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apntneng

Silver: Eh, you never zilian one horh?

Me: Fuck you, got lah. I so in, where got won't zilian one?

Silver: But your phone don't have your zilian pictures leh? Only got other people's zilian picture ._.

Me: Uhhhhhhhhh, annorh i never zilian before leh :/

Silver: You're not normal ._.

Me: Find one day i zilian for you to see :D

Silver: Must post on your blog horh.

Me: For?

Silver: So all the girls that come to your blog will run far far away! (:

Me: I got so ugly meh?

Silver: Rino uglier.

Me: Heng ah.

I am posting this conversation up to show everybody on this planet that i will zilian one day and i will paste my picture in front of your parent's room [if i know where they stay.]

The time now is: 1.12am

Why am i not sleeping? ._. At least i should be studying right? Too bad I'm not T.T I've already raped my books for the whole afternoon already. And I nothing goes into my head -.-

I want those edible memory card! So i'll just have to install all my notes on it and eat it, then i can recite all those cheem cheem science phrases like nobody's business.

Fug it. I'm bored :/ I shall post random stuffs.

1- Morphling's Wave Form - Nuke + Blink + Aoe = Rape your Daddy! :D

2- Fucking Dubey

3- Shirlyn Toh face like Mango.

My Epic story of how i learnt to tie my tie

My tie was pre-tied before i went to school, the school Councillor wanted to speak to me JUST before assembly, so i haolian go untie my pre-tied tie.

After speaking to me, i badly needed to fuck myself as i don't know how to tie a tie but i still untie my tie.

So i tried to tie a tie and i successfully tied my very first tie!

The End, that was so-last year.

So disappointed in Ashley, another biantai.

Already velly disappointed in Edward

Mao is disgusting

Ironwood branch of GG

Avatar is a screwed up show, because:

Aang is a monk, and he claims that he does not eat meat, which further proves that he's a monk, but he kissed Katara. Monks are allowed to kiss? Eeyer. Seriously screwed up. They should have portrayed Aang as a vegetarian or something.

Elaine, mei qian tu = pwned

blah blah blah, shirlyn got mango face.

byebye.

Ps:/ Until i get my $5[per week] from Silver. i will not post my picture on my blog

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I'll burn this Fucker Down

"I don't like your face, because you are a guailan Bastard" - Ah Mao._.

My bhb-ness is gonna overflow le. It shall flood the whole world to the brim, and you will know the amount of Bhb-ness i have in me.

If everybody wants a bit of my bhb-ness, i will extract my bhb-ness and sell them into capsules.

When somebody needs and extra bit of bhb-ness they'll just pop it into their mouth (:

If i were to sell those bhb capsules for just $1 each, I'll be a ~~millionaire~~ billionaire and still have plenty of bhb-ness to spare :}, and you will know the amount of bhb-ness i have in me.

bhb-ness means Buay hiao bai-ness. Lets say you will have your bhb points deducted for doing something wrong in this world filled with bhb-less people; I'll be able to burn this whole world down and still have enough bhb points to spare.

You want bhb?

Find it up the counter /in the closet.

Anywhere you think i little perk of bhb will be .

Maybe in a cow's stomach :D

Find your bhb today!

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# Juxtapose

Play Public today in Dota 5 v 5 in Singapore, i think. Was on th phone with Joel and i decided to play in the Bulgaria Rooms, because Balgarians are noobs.

But i guess i should pity them and give them some break, I've been thrashing too many Muslims(?) over there.

Me: Kapo(Joel). Eh, Go Balgaria?

Frog: Don't want lah, there so ulu, i scared my laptop lag.

Me: LOL, Malaysia?

Frog: You siao ah? Malaysia so zai. Go there haven't even level 2 you game over already.

Me: LOL then where?

Frog: Singapore lah.

Me: Whyyyy? Singapore so zai ):

Frog: You siao ah? Singapore do noob. Go there you haven't even level 2 you win already.

Me: You sure? We're Singaporeans leh.

Frog: Oh yeah horh.

We still played in Singapore rooms.i was Morphling [The top left hand corner water thing.] and kapo was Luna Moonfang.[The grey girl below me.] Pub thrashed us. So fierce man their team

I realised that Dota is abit retarded already. Because Morphling's name is Morphling and people call it Morpling the Morphling!

Whereas for other heroes are like Luna Moonfang the Moon Rider or Rylai Crestfall the Crystal Maiden or Mirana Nightshade the Priestess Of the Moon [Long name ._.]

Guailan leh.

Byebye.

Tinker = Noob, Morphling = imba ;D

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f-king D-bey

-I think i'm crazyyyy-

Ever since I saw the birthday cards written by the trackers to another Sec One Tracker, i've been saying same insult, over and over again ._.

Until today, almost every word i say is -"Fucking Dubey!" It's like cigarettes-.- It doesn't like, Rhyme or anything, but it's cool, i was like -"Fucking Dubey, Fucking Dubey, Fucking Dubey!" All day long.

Who or what's a Dubey?

This is the Dubey.

Actually I don't know Dubey [But neither does he knows who am i.]

So it's a win-win situation :D

He's the ultimate Singh! A Singh is a race of people that wears Turban on their head, some famous Singh people are

-Osama

-Gurmit Singh

-Bjorn Singh

-Lai Jia Singh

-Danry Wee Wei Singh

They all come from Arab(?) or maybe, Singh-gapore. Eeyer.

Anyway, in case Dubey suddenly stumble across this post, I have no offence against you! It was Sepent Singh who inspired the Fucking D___y thing. Fucking Dubey :D So cool.

I shouldn't insult people's names like that.

I 'm sure my teachers will say:

"Bjorn, do you know that insulting people's name is a form of bullying? I can take you to the discipline Master if you continue to insult Dubey by calling him (*Giggles and try to not laugh) Fucking Dubey? Can you please remove that post? Do you want people to insult your name?"

._.

I'll be like:

"Sure, yeah right!-.- People insult my name? They cannot even pronounce it properly. How the hell are they going to rhyme it with an insult to make me look stupid? My name represents Stupid! One fine day, you just look up Google and type in "The definition of Failing Spelling" and they will show you my name over there big big. Beside it will be the list of awards my name won. Like, Funniest Grammatical Error in Name award, or The-name-nobody-spells-correctly-except-for-one-or-two-people award. "

Bought my Dickies bag today. Shall never ever elaborate about stuffs like these. Went to Cineleisure @ Orchard today to get my NUMbag, but apparently, it's fucking Dubey-ly expensive. $150 for a piece of fabric that could only aid you in carrying your damn books-.- FAIL

Mao got his Braziliano slippers for $25? It's 50% from the usual $50! Siao one._____.

Anyway, I only shop at NUM because of the Paper bags they give out, so chio :D Got Sperm Design leh, but draw wrongly le. And everybody's crazy over those bags, Stone said that he'll sell me his for $5, but too bad Mao's giving me his. [For free lah-.-]

Bag too ex, buaysong, go AMK hub buy my dickies.

End of story ~~byebye.~~

I'm so amazing :D because:

- I know what's Victoria's Secret.

- Aliens DO exist! They just don't wanna land on the planet I live on.

- There's no theory of evolution, just animals i allow to live.

- If you and i both have $5, i'll still have more money than you.

- There's not "CTRL" button in my keyboard, because I'm always in control.

- I sneeze with my eyes open

- I can eat just one Lays Potato Chips

- I destroyed the periodic table, I only know the Element of Surprise

- I can kill two stones with one bird

- I don't need a watch, I decide what time it is

- I won't get a frostbite, I bite frost.

- I know that last digit of π

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samuel is beside me now, we are at the comp lab

i lurbzxz Samuel.

I have to accomodate to Samuel, he calles me nuts.

So i have to change my name to Hazel.

Hazel Nuts :D

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sepent so kelian :D

Finally completed my Home econs, copied copied copied-.-

You know what? My life is boring, like super boring,

- Super boring = So bored that you've nothing to do.

Awww, Mousehunt isn't addictive at all, is it? I mean, 15 minutes and you get your catch results-.- Can't understand why Sepent like so addicted to it! D:

Speaking of Sepent [I promise i won't insult you, i will treat you with love and care and Foolscap paper.]

He tio gan by Jiansheng today, because he posted something on his blog that made -Ahem!- unhappy which made me Jiansheng guailan him, don't worry Sepent, although i guailan you, i still Lurbzxz you as much as i hate Mousehunts.

Went to school library while waiting for Jiansheng, Yongtze over there Prank Sepent, sibei funneh :D Don't know say what want to form study group with Sepent then call themselves S.H.E

Went to cut my hair with Hair [Yes! Hair, his name is Hair.], Bao, Weewee Jiansheng and Kapo today. Tomorrow got haircheck [Propably the most interesting thing in my life now. ]

Totally forget to meet Jiaxin today at the library to study, but i doubt we will study anyway.

Byby.

Ohyeah, btw, i fail twit, look:

I love you - ii lurbzxz Euu

Bastard - Bastardz(?)

Ka ni na bei Chao Chee Bye - [Still forming the twit..]

P.s/ Joel the Kapo really look like Kapo(Frog)

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Date Time From To Message 14/9/2009 6:15:57 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney ah girl 14/9/2009 6:16:10 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney i saw amanda pay leh! 14/9/2009 6:16:21 PM S.S Barney Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn so? 14/9/2009 6:16:29 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney ugly 14/9/2009 6:16:39 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney like, fucking ugly-.- 14/9/2009 6:16:52 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney seriously, you should have seen her hair 14/9/2009 6:16:58 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney like raccon tail 14/9/2009 6:17:01 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney *raccoon

You know what? S.S Barney[Yes, i know it's fucking lame.] was my cousin, or at least i thought it was!-.- It was my Aunt, in other words, it's my cousin's mum.

Firstly, what the fuck-.- Kids have their own privacy too. How can a parent spy on a kid's msn like that? it's just {Urgggghhh} can, I'm fucking disgusted by her actions now manzxzxz.

Secondly, She had to call me! And scold me for using the fuck on msn, it's a common word that is being said by people around the world, and she had to get agitated by a size 12 arial font 4-lettered word-.-

I bet even she DOES the 4-lettered word.

Thirdly, she sucks, big time, like those Really big de time, big time _'_

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