224th Post already, haven't been posting much because i did not post(Retarded!-.-) But it wasn't long ago when I've tried to Chiong to my 100th post competing with Xinnyster. And then Shana came and haolian to me her 460++ posts, which, obviously, could already be like 520++ already.

Quote from Mr. Chow:"Humans are all born to be bias, because our hearts grow on the left side."

No wonder when there's science quizzes, he only picked the left side of the class.

Anyway, I want to officially announce and admit that I am a Despo Person.

Despo for what?

I seriously don't know too, It's sorta like a C.R.A.V.I.N.G, which stands for the 7 things i want.

C- Cash (Who doesn't)

R- Rape boys and girls (Horny Assimle)

A- All the things that i don't have and i want

V- VAIO laptop(s)

I- Internet Access(Free) for my PP(Pathetic Phone)

N- Null Set (Use {} Brackets)

G-Girls

Every Lesbians and Straight boys want Girls, and your craving cannot be considered as a craving if you don't have a G included in your Craving

Doesn't makes sense, Does it?

So, i concluded that from today onwards, I will be Kaykay, the Despo.

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Maybe One day, Ice Frog will create a Hero called Kaykay, from a race called Despo

Agility Hero. Attack Speed: 1000 Movement Speed:400

Strength, Agility, Intelligence: 5000-(Amount of gold you have)
Eg. You have 100 Gold, Thus Strength will be 5000-100 =4900


First Skill: Craving - Allows Kaykay to steal Gold or an item from a Non-friendly unit that has activated a skill against Kaykay or attacked Kaykay
Mp Cost: 20 Cooldown: 0.1 Sec

Second Skill: Envy - Allows Kaykay to Copy any skill from any Hero for 3min/5min/6min/10min and does not require any Mp for casting the copied skill
Mp Cost: 100 Cooldown: 59 Sec

Third Skill: Pain Swap - Allows Kaykay to Switch Life Bars with another Unit(Reccomendded to use against Roshan) Advantage-y item: Black King Bar
Mp Cost: WHAT? I'm not giving you Mp Cooldown: Don't Have

Ulti: 7 Deadly Sins- Allows Kaykay to Summon a Huge wave of Jealousy, Envy, Gluttony, Pride, Lust, Sloth, Avarice to Non - Friendly Units in the whole map, Causing 999 Damage Each time, Kills the Frozen Throne or the Stupid Big Tree if used five times
Mp Cost: Whole Damn Bar Cooldown: 180 Sec

Soon, People Playing a 5 v 5 match will say: "Eh, Ban KK leh "

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Btw, Xiaojiao will be passing me my very First Pinofold! Credits to SYL

And I bet You'll be velly jealous about it, tyvm,

Yay, assholes :D

Ps:/Is it Pinafore, Pinafold, Pinofore or Pinofold

Pss:/Confusing, Tsk

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