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Tip Of The Day
1- Pretend to go on a holiday while you are at home,
thus, avoiding the Angbao-giving session!
2- Don't get married at all
3- Just tell them that they are naughty and so they don't get
to have them this year!

CNY is boring, i think the fun part was when i collect my
red packet, nothing much to blog about..

Somebody's pissing me off, two girls, in fact, same breed
of bitches! both also got S in the names, one is in the
surname the other one in the name

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Well, it's officially 初一, in other words, it's Day 1 of Chinese New Year,
haven't been receiving much cash in red packets, but luckily i didn't
receive any Mini bonds, didn't receive much cash after all..
Benjamin and Shana are coming to my house on Wednesday
to play mahjong, anybody wanna come?

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TIP OF THE DAY
Want more Angbao money? well here's one way how! just follow these few steps
1-Upon receiving your red packet, say thank you graciously
2- Then, write the name of your relative who gave you the red packet on your red
packet, and an index number, like ANGBAO NO.7
3- Wait for next year when your relative will give you a red packet SPECIALLY
4- If the money does not increase, repeat step 1 again

Why it works?:
Your dear money-pinching relative will feel paiseh when you find out how little
they fork out to the red packet, and in order to save face, they will give more,
but of course of those thick-skinned aunties, this may not always work!

Haven't been posting much, mainly because i have no time, and no opportunity:[
Very busy these few days after the mahjong incident, well have alot of time to
give out my money in gambling lorhhs:] Ohno, haven't bought those Pokemon
toys for Melissa, DAMN, that flygon, mew, blah blah blah, OH hohoho, collected
less than $200 and it's not even chinese new year! But only like have 8 Angbaos
left to collect, unless i PURPOSELY visit stranger's house, and as typical Singaporeans,
they will also give!
Well, good luck to everyone angbao hunters, if you collected like..$220, consider
yourself lucky, if not, you better blame recession..

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Went to Alicia's blog to play mahjong, don't believe what her blog says,
like I'm a begginer or something, actually my level of skill is much higher
than Leah, Alicia and Jonathan's, it's just that I purposely play until so
much like crap, so they wouldn;t feel so sad and discouraged to play
mahjong, and secondly, i realised i have too much money to spend, so
i let them win all:] Oh, and i 'accomplised' several thing too! Like, breaking
Leah's bed by jumping on it[sorry Leah], well, it was mainly Alicia's fault
for bringing friends home and jonathan for making me not so resistant to air
and thus, causing me to bounce.
Well, the bed's like 10 years old already and I'm like, only 3 kilograms heavier
than leah only:] Well that's all, BYEBYE:]

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Oh man-.- Elvis messed up trying to clone my level 60 Articuno,
it ended up with my level 90 Ludicolo to be lost in the game__ crap
Oh God, Can you help me get back my Level 100 Dodrio,
level 98 Flygon and my Level 90 Ludicolo? I promise i'll be a GOOD
boy forever, i just want them back now, Oh please:[

Yeah, Jason stinks, srter yesterday's quarrel which spreaded among
our circle of classmates like wildfire, Jason was freaking jealous that
everybody started to hate him. And then he was like so pissed of with
me until when i was leaning unto the parape, he act paikia, come and
say,"Eh, what's your *ucking problem? "
I was like.....LAUGHING all the way home, ohhh, paikia:] I'm soo scared:]

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My quarrel between me and Jason

the brackets are my thoughts:]

Jason = F9
Because no body likes F9
Bjorn = B


F9: Hey

F9: -_-

B: What la

F9: wad do you mean by'run(big)baby run'?

B: whats your problem? :@

F9: Jus Asking

B: you know people wont like you even if you say 'thank you thank you' or try to blend in, they will hate you even more, you're just an attn seeker

F9: I have have more friends than u [like real]

B: liar *ucker

F9:SUCKER

F9: KISS MY ASS

B: im more popular than you

F9: NOPE

B: no need deny, your fats are your friends

F9: U ARE JUS ATTRACTING ATTENTION [hey, there are only 2 of us, attract who's attn?]

B: haha, fatty boy

F9: BECAUSE U ARE SO *UCKING LONELY AT HOME

F9: AQUA FACE [water face?]

B: no

B: my cousin is here

B: with 2 sisters looking at your fats

B: through MSN la

F9: Whatever

F9: Lol

B: boing boing

F9: like i care

B: whatever lah *heebye-.-

B: __

F9: I am Fat

F9: So what?

B: so smelly lah

F9: never see fat ppl b4 ah?

F9: get a life [lame-.- copy cool kids derh]

B: your the first fattie i've seen

F9: u are soo tiny [wth? i'm like,, 2 cm taller than him alr]

B: how does it feels like to be a fatty?

F9: minded [i finished writing a sentence w/ 8 words when he finished 1 word]

B: do you go like.....BOING BOING PIAK

B: got people say to you "siam lah ah pui!"

B: or "eh dont block my sunlight leh"

F9: hahaha

B: aiyah, you're just a sore and plain loser lah, whatever lah__ yourself

F9: egsd [can anybody tell me what's that?]

B: talk to you waste time, btw

F9: if you noe what that means

B: im gonna post this @ my blog

F9: So?

F9: Act Pro

B: whatever__, my friends can teach me what that is

F9: i had enough of u [he provoked me first leh]

B: i got 1234567891234567899876543223456789876534567897865445678976543345678 friends, you leh?

F9: lol

F9: fail maths

B: OMD! you fail your maths?

F9: ya

F9: i noe u have

B: you get what?

B: cklps

F9: u leh?

F9: uuol [can anybody tell me what's that?]

B: nngz

B: agbs

F9: cbuj [what is this one harh?]

B: knnbccblpklkleljwsiccbhabce

F9: I AM TALKING TO A NOOB

F9: pure noob

B: who? gimme his msn

F9: rendevous@hotmail.com [whatever]

B: name?

F9: ai ya

F9: waste my time

F9: -_-

B: lol, whatever copy cat

B: __

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Hey jiaxin, i have something to say...
i won the competition already :[
this is my hundredth post and all
fo them fit the requirement
but not bad, you still got top 10
and first runner-up;]
well, better luck next time:]
i hope you will continue blogging;]

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Well somedays i feel like shit, somedays i wanna
quit and just be normal for a bit, i just dont understand why
arif called me a non-virgin--
eh, please lah, which eye of yours saw me dong that?
Asshole

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OMG, i was called a cheater bug by Jiaxin, HAHA
that shows that she's just jealous that i am winning
her and i am really winning her OMG!
is this irritating or what?
who cares who wins? i do;]
so I'll tell you something, i cut myself with a scissors

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One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve
Thirteen Fourteen Fiftheen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen Twenty!
Any mistakes? yeah , number 15, i just don't know how to speel it correctly

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Well, it seems that posts after posts is kinda stupid but do you know
that kangaroos can't hop backwards?
and that money is made from cotton?
and that Bjorn is getting a phone?

HEY, wait, a phione is a pokemon, not a PHONE

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Do you know that statistics show that the more birthdays
you have, the older you are? Makes sense doesn't it/
well, it's kinda smart for somebody like me to come
up with a theory like that but, that theory wasn't from me,
it was the forth thing i ripped and that makes up to
-two titles being ripped
-One entire post being ripped
and this is the forth one, which is a quote;]

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Having told that i was in a blogging competition with Jiaxin(unknowningly though)
I might as well give out the rules
1/-Only the Admin authors are allowed to post

1a/- which means that if there are any added authors who are posting, that
post will not be counted

2/-The first one to reach 100 posts wins

3/-Any posts less than 20 words and is nonsensical e.g. 'hi, oh bye.'
will not be counted

4/-There is not maximum nor minimum posted per day

Bjorn(Currently leading)- 93 posts
Jiaxin(Currently losing)- 66 posts
[Supposed to have 70 but i remember posting some posts there,
and thus i deleted them to give me a bigger winning Gap ]

THANK YOU

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I like Mr.tickles, he's just so irritating and annoying
Btw, i was a big supporter of him since 2 years old(bhb)
so you can't say that i ripped it from somewhere:]
Well, dialga from Pokemon's quite cool too,

I just wanna have it :] OHHHHHHH irresistible

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Yihon used my phone to take a picture of a girl using Xiaojiao's
phone after i told him that Benjamin likes to take pictures of Guys;]
Whatever__ <
LOL:[ anyway, the bridge design thing is freakin' me out
I totally sucked at doing anything and everything related to it
Why does it have to be so hard huh?
anyway, if any of you want to try it out, you can google it
by typing the relevant keywords: West_Point_Bridge_Design
Well, I'm not so kind trying to get the link you for you, because
it's kinda lame;]
well, I've nothing else to say already:] but i might post later
(JUST for the sake of posting)

It was Yesterday, But it hadn't gone behind..(Act cheem)
Another "Starbucks' shirt went into my wardrobe, so did a Black Tie
And Some Black Coloured + White coloured Bangles
Benjamin, Yueling, Leon, Kelvin/Calvin(? whatever), Charmaine, Pamela
Yeahhs, they just came back from Church, Lols, yeah, so i bought Everything
an Usher needs, yeah, like a COMPLETE set of uniform:]

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Went to church today..
Yes i know my blog is visited by alot of people [bhb-.-]
So I'm hereby inviting anybody who wants to come to church
to give me a call:] or pm me also can :P <<[ first time use! ]
I won't use subliminal messaging to make you go to church either
GO TO CHURCH!
because subliminal messaging is very irritating! & i don't like it!
GO TO CHURCH! CALL ME!
& i will NEVER use subliminal messaging, i am not despo [like you:]]
GO TO CHURCH! CALL ME! GOGOGO!
So, without the help of subliminal messaging, i hope you will call me:]
YOU BETTER CALL ME! 91444723!
And i hope you will call me!

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Answers to life's little question

I feel that Ashley acts emo
I feel that Edward is very bossy
I feel that Sepent doesn't like being disturbed
I feel that Nicole likes Rihanna
I feel that Melvin is super responsible
I feel that Mdm J is unresonable
I feel that Melissa is a very good friend

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90th post!
awwh so shweet! wahhs! it's like...10 more posts till hundred
but i guess i cheated, having up to 3 posts a day:]
BJORN IS A CHEATER BUG!
Take that! nerds:] Oh, speaking of nerds, i spoke to one
a few days ago, and our conversation was a total bore,
it's just so hard to articulate to him my higher degree of
understanding towards teenager slang (Singlish), rather

Bjorn: Hello Samuel! why horh, you everyday so sian de?

Samuel: Can you please speak proper English?

Bjorn: But horh, I'm SUPER used to this speaking already leh, how?

Samuel: Can you please don't disturb me? I'm doing my geography work!

Bjorn: But horh, now is the recess time leh, talk abit larhhs:]

Samuel: *Gives the whatever__ facial expression*

Bjorn: Eh, you like Christina ah?

Samuel: NO!

Bjorn: but you know Danry and Christina stead already?

Samuel: Yes.

Bjorn: How you know one arh?

Samuel: You just told me.

Bjorn: So you angry Danry or feel happy for them?

Samuel:*Ignores me (probably felt eff-ed up by a cuckoo talking to him )*

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__Mdm J AGAIN
she gave me demerit points again just because i
surfed the net during class, and then, saying that i denied
doing that! WTH? Like that also 'kena' Oh, i was also
being demerit-ed by her for saying 'kena'.. does she thinks
giving demerit points is a kind of joke to piss people off?
Oh, and up to a certain point, the level DM will come into
the picture! And i still remember the Gabrieli card-stealing
incident where i ended upi having 5 demerit points, making
me the student in sec 1 level to have the most demerit points!
OHNO! And i still remember putting glue on Nicole's chair
and then, saying that it was Gabrieli, he was also in the class
after school too!-.- Not entirely my fault, was it?...

Sang Pokemon songs today e.g 'So you wanna be a master'
and 'I Believe' to cheer people up!
Feiyun said xiaojiao's shit got green colour thing! AH HA HA

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Taken from bulldozerchelsea-forever.blogspot.com,
And from this pictorial evidence, We can conclude that
the owner of this blog
-has sexual desires!
-is stupid!
-likes to gossip! This pictorial evidence also shows that his blog is so
popular from the dates and times the tag was posted
the closest 2 minutes apart only. We also can
conclude that the guy is irritating because an oral source
from Bjorn Lim (Mister) says so, thus, having all this evidence,
we can safely conclude that the person is Arif!
Today
I got demerit points from Mdm J just because i said 'kena'
and it is because of her that my record now is not clean and it may
affect my entire life because certain JCs may not accept me and i may
get into the wrong company and my life may be ruined by Mdm J,
anyway, so after she unreasonably gave me demerit points, i cried out
of anger and sadness, and I've decided not to talk anymore.
It is a good thing that i can do sign languages for communication now
that i don't even need to reply anybody, the persons i talk to are only
those from church, because they genuinely love me for who i am, not
somebody else, i feel that they are very sincere and mature, up to a certain
where even getting into a relationship at a tender age is a kind of bureaucracy.
I shall not post anymore, due to the sheer fact that i have no mood to post,
Thank You for reading

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Taken from bulldozerchelsea-forever.blogspot.com,

And from this pictorial evidence, We can conclude that

the owner of this blog

-has sexual desires!

-is stupid!

-likes to gossip!
This pictorial evidence also shows that his blog is so

popular from the dates and times the tag was posted

the closest 2 minutes apart only. We also can

conclude that the guy is irritating because an oral source

from Bjorn Lim (Mister) says so, thus, having all this evidence,

we can safely conclude that the person is Arif!

Today

I got demerit points from Mdm J just because i said 'kena'

and it is because of her that my record now is not clean and it may

affect my entire life because certain JCs may not accept me and i may

get into the wrong company and my life may be ruined by Mdm J,

anyway, so after she unresonably gave me demerit points, i cried out

of anger and sadness, and i've decided not to talk anymore.

It is a good thing that i can do sign languages for communication now

that i dont't even need to reply anybody, the persons i talk to are only

those from church, because they genuinely love me for who i am, not

somebody else, i feel that they are very sincere and mature, up to a certain

where even getting into a relationship

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Yueling is my new zilian! partner:]

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Have been doing quite a few number of Good Deeds for the past few days
-Helping Aling print her D&T Stuffs
-Helping Ashley print his Art and D&T Stuffs
-Helping Jonathan print his Art Stuffs
-Helping Alicia do D&T summary
-Helping Jonathan do D&T summary
-Helping Ashley do D&T summary
-Helping Nicole do her Book review
Alot rights ;D Yeah i know you wanna ask me to do your
work for you now;]
so just sms to:91444723

e.g.
Alicia Kwek Min'er Geog Activity 1 32/12/9999 do in a summary form, highlight keywords....blah blah blah
btw, this service is free:]
wait...maybe i should just do an advertisement!:]

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OH NO!
My printer ran out of ink!!
And i haven't print Ailing's stuff yet:]
Neh'mind! i tomorrow go my mother's
office print, anyway tomorrow's late start monday,
so no need to worry too much:]

SORRY AILING!

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Statistics show that the longer you take to figure out what other people are saying to you, the stupider you are!

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Went for service today
& gonna usher tomorrow:[
oh damn i've no small sized-black-collared
shirt}:[ what am i gonna do?
Can anyone tell me what to do?
i ♥ m.w.x.y

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OH NO!
My rival now has 59 posts already, must not let her beat me:]
nehmind, I'm like...so much more than her lorh, btw horh,
XIAOJIAO CHANGED HER ANSWER IN LITERATURE QUIZ!
but she still have to go for the remedial because she got 9/15
while i got 15/15 total pwnage, haha, she still tell me that she got study-.-
anyway, I've never felt more honoured because people start asking me
what to do for homework instead of Sheryl because I'm more responsible
than her already, not only that, I'm also inspiring people like Zalifa because i did
my D&T with Art work on Monday, the day it was issued. Well i have to thank my
mother, my father, my grandfather and my grandmother(s) and my CHURCH!
and my pastors and (the list very long sia:])
anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I AM INSPIRATIONAL, so people, follow me:]

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A- Alicia Kwek

B- Benjamin Yong

C- Celine Chiam

D-Danry Wee

E- Elaine Tan

F- Fanny Sim

G- [Gay]brieli Iganazio

H- Hayley Williams

I- Isabel Cheung

J- Jonathan Koh

K- Kumar Beckham [Possibly Some Malay Soccer Fanatic ]

L- Lai Jiaxin

M- Melissa Butt

N- Nicholas Vujicic

O- Omity Becky Van Porshce Van Ticklefang

Q- Qianyan, Lim

P- Ponyo Tan Bo Liao

R- Rocher, Ferrero

S- Serene Cheng Jia Jia [Daughter of Cheng Yeow Nan AKA Ah Nan! ]

T- Tiger

U- Uxie

V- Vivian Quek

W- Wong Xin Yu, Melissa

X- Xiaojiao,yeo

Y- Yueling, Sim

Z- Zalifa Ithin











2) Can R and S be together in BGR? [Rocher, Serene]



Cannnnnnn, Serene likes Ferrero Rocher what~



3) How is L related to you? [Lai Jiaxin]



Church Friend, nothing else.



4)Does Y know Z? [Yueling, Zalifa]



No, i don't think so barhhs, unless Xiaojiao...





5)If C betrays you will you kill him/her? [Celine]



No, later her boyf come find me.



6)If K steals your girlfriend, what will you do? [Kumar Beckham]



He'd rather watch soccer than steal girlfriends



7) What if B tells you he/she have a crush on you? [Benjamin Yong]



No way! I call police place me on 24/7 security lorhhs


8) Will you and M get into a fight? [Melissa Butt]

Fight as in using mouth have luhhs, but use hand never lorhhs



9) Who does K have a crush on? [Kumar Beckham]

David Beckham, David Copperfield, David Cook and David Archuleta

10) If L calls you a bitch what will you do? [Lai Jiaxin]

She always do! i just 'Neh-mind'

11) What's the relationship between you and E? [Elaine Tan]

Classmates only

12) Who does Z like?[Zalifa Ithin]

Aaron Johnson i suppose

13) Who is I's best friend [Isabel Cheung]

Well, I think it's the Nooranah Malberg freak

14) What colour does Y like? [Yueling, Sim]

Idk, i seriously don't know, black?

15) Where does F live? [Fanny Sim]

Block 874?

16) Did you and C had a fight before? [Celine Chiam]

No:],

17) Who is H's best friend? [Hayley Williams]

Should be her band members

18)What can you say about T? [Tiger]

Uhmm, Orange with black stripes, husky voice, bouncy, plays with Roo

19)What if J tells you he/she has a crush on you? [Jonathan Koh]

I won't gay with him anymore, for the fear of him gay-ing me back

20) Tag 10 people to do this quiz [Sabo time:]]

Qianyan, Alicia, Stephanie, Nicole, Fanny, Jiaxin, Yueling, Shana, Serene, Benjamin

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i hate v__i_n
i hate my te_c_er, a_ge__ won_
i hate e___s
i hate is___l

Well decided to have some fun playing with mr tickles
because he is abit down due to the fact that i havent been
tickling him for a long time

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TODAY!
Myie blerdie chiynise teecher blerdie guofen siaa.
Euux know whart anort?
Euux warnt to know anort?
Euux knowtoday i got chiynise lairsen lehhs,
Arnd then horh, my blurddy guniany teecher
go arnd arsk thae clarss go arnd reed our chiynise
textbook sia, but then horh, just b'cuz
my book upright then got wrong mehhs?
she just because i liddhart thand she go &
sae i nairver reed myie buk leh, she damn
s-hole lorhhs then after that she go
humiliate me in front of the class lehhs, sia
out the book upright got zhui meh?
You all always say must be upright,
must sit upright, bbut then i put my BOOK
upright you go scold until i lyke do surmthin' wrong
she chui kong lum par song only, somemore
after that i go put my book on my lap leh,
you know what?? SHE go scold me again sia
ka ni na bei chao chee bye, le ka li ki hongan la

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OH YEAH! UH HUH! WHOOTS!
My rival has not been posting :]
not not not posting:] whoo hoo~
And I'm gonna reach a 100
H-U-N-D-R-E-D posts:]
just about 26++ more posts
haha, celebrated BANANA's
birthday today, lunched at pepper lunch
and then went to buy a birthday cake for xiaojiao
AH HA HA, banana, the cake's price is $4.20!
not 50cents, nor $1 or $1.90!!!

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Welcome and thank you for attending my
Super Predictable Action-packed Special Touching Innovative Comforting[SPASTIC]
Preaching session!

There are currently 0 people who are online reading this, besides you:]

Title: Heros
Preacher: Me, Of Course
Ripped from: Dominic

They are alot of heros in the Bible, from those who fought wars to those who
did not fight any wars, but there is a group of people who also helped in the
bible, but they were never given the title: Heros, one example
was Epaphroditus (Apple-fro-dit-thurs)
Epaphroditus was
just another on-fire christian!
It was a common name!
it means the favourite of Aphrodite
another common word!

Just like "sian"!
Imagine those people sayin,"wah! Epaphroditus lah, today never blah blah blah."

If you would read Philipians 2:25
"Yet i considered it necessary to send to you Epaphroditus, my brother, fellow worker, and fellow soldier, but your messenger and the one who ministered to my need"
you would see that the person who sent Epaphroditus to help Paul who was under house arrest by the romans, he helped by bringing food to Paul.

Philipians 2:26-30

"26 Since he was longing for you all,and was distressed because you had heard that he was sick. 27 For indeed he was sick almost unto death; but God had mercy on him, and not only on him but on me also, lest i should have sorrow upon sorrow. 28 therefore, i sent him the more eagerly, that when you see him again you may rejoice, and i may be less sorrowful. 29 Receive him therefore in the Lord with all gladness, and hold such men in esteem; 30 because for the work of Christ he came close to death, not regarding his life, to supply what was lacking in your service toward me"

It shows that

1-There was an attitude of sacrifice in Epaphroditus
[Epaphroditus was just another common church member, yet he did not regard his life and brought food for the person who was under house arrest ]

John 15:13
"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"

When you give up one of your own need, that will become sacrifice.

2- And more than an attitude of sacrifice it was towards the needs of the kingdom of God!

Paul built the largest church in mankind and he was one of the founders of the church yet he called Epaphroditus his fellow worker!

3- Epaphroditus had an attitude of sacrifice towards others

Epaphroditus
-An Unsung Hero-

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watch ;D


Chris Croker became an internet celeb due to this,
so this is a hint for kids *wink* on
'HOW TO BE A CELEBRITY'

DONT BELIEVE? GO WIKIPEDIA CHECK LOH

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Happy 70th post:] Oh yeah, that's lame,
I'm still gonna post later on, my first preaching post,
Anyway, for those Super Marion Fans out there,
-Peach is a Mega bitch
-Mario is a sicko
-& browser can survive over 2000 °C

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First day of school was not really enjoyable
firstly, i had to go even when I'm still recovering from my
flu i had since the dunking machine incident which drowned
my phone:{ And secondly, i overstretched my neck that morning,
thus, i can't turn my head right-side, up-side and down-side,
i then went to school, hoping to seat beside girls, because for
last year, i only sat beside a girl in my first term, the rest of the term
were with boys, sitting with girls is a good thing,because my cher
posted me with boys because she felt insecure, but i think xiaojiao more
siasuay, because she was posted in front of me, which means i can constantly
kick her butt, nahhs, just joking.
And we did not managed to crash the sec ones due to the fact that M.r. Tan talked
to them non-stop in the hall-.- poor thing poor thing:]
haha

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