Bjornnn@bs [You pwn the pwn to pwn more pwns]
 
I'm on top of it, yeah baby, let's roll out!

rah rah ah ah ah

12.12.09 @ 5:05 AM


TA DA DA DA~

i spent 5mins doing it, so Yuki should be velly touched

as

Time = Level Ups

Time(60sec x 5) = Level Ups ( ___x Time)

Time = 300sec = Level Ups (___ x 300 )

Assume i can kill 1 mob per sec which gives 1000 exp

Level Ups = 1000 x 300 = ????

i'm not sure. bye :D now's 5.09am hopefully can chiong another lvl.




want your bad romance~


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

Wo De Heroxzxz

8.12.09 @ 6:34 PM


Today's Post is Dedicated to Clif1993, the lvl163 Bishop from Aquila
(Circled Below)

Why? Because i afked during the ride to Orbis and [obviously] got killed by Rog._.

And he revived me so i could go to Orbis :D

Thank You Clif1993 even though you dun know me

[Wahlah, sibei tiulian, lvl79 still tio Rog and die in 2 hit]


Arans who are higher than lvl79 - No Life
Arans who are lower than lvl79 - Noobs
Arans who are lvl79 - Loser CopyCats



--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

jy

5.12.09 @ 6:18 AM


Weeeeeeeeeee^^

I'm finally Level 73 aft 2 Weeks & 2 Days of Aran :D

Yeah, i know it's like, super slow compared to Combom4ster (insane ghey chionger)
But i finally found out how he managed to get to 192 in 16 days (:



ComboM4sterr's ghey lvling plan

Lvl 1 - 47: Exp Gachapon
Lvl 47 -78:Leech @ Anego and samurai
Lvl 78 -89: Spam @ Sky Nest II
Lvl 89 - 108: Spooky World Leech
Lvl 108 - 128: Revived Memory Spamming
Lvl 128 onwards spam @ Revived Memory

And He's on 3x 24/7 + Premium

Quoted from:Ayumilovemaple.wordpress.com


wtf is premium? -.-


anw im gonna go Sky Nest

I know lvl 73 is nt the appropriate level to go but who cares -.-

I buy 90 safety charm leh! :D zz i used like 3/4 alr D:



--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

gawgaws

25.11.09 @ 4:46 AM



6 days of Aran-ing and i've reach level 50 :D

ok._. i'm kinda slow[very] compared to the hardcore lvl 16x + bootes Aran guy who bought
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Yaibua Fortune + Gm Buff +Event Buff + Family Buff +3x exp +Ringer Svc + Exp Gachapon
.
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.
.
I mean, wtf? why is he so hardcore? that busthird destroyed my dream of being the first level 200 Aran in Maplesea D:

Don't worry i shall buy 3x exp after i rob a bank or smt.

argh-.-


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

17.11.09 @ 4:58 PM









way to go Gm(s) Now everybody's buaysong with your new exp system.

Baosheng, no need chiong to be Bishop le. Also cannot sell service anymore. Gm dunno say whatm take away the exp system to take away leeching to reduce hackers? wtf no link.

Pay them be Gamemasters to slack nia~







Izar world and Aran Job coming out tmr^^


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

D:<

16.11.09 @ 12:47 AM


My com's been hijacked by a freaking trojan and i could only use IE8 for now.
It's been really hard not to be able to use Chrome for now. IE8's really a chim browser.


Why a hacker's comp got hacked?

Simple

For starters, I din renew my Norton. or else i would have tons of trouble having to confirm this so-and-so program blah blah blah, and thus, it's alot simpler for worms /bots/ cookies to hack my registry.


But why I've been able survive not being hacked by worms /bots/cookies?

It all started when -a shrouded figure- asked me to watch a videos for him. I shouldn't be so stupid to trust him. [You know who you are] And now something has been asking me to do those enter-captions thing. Wtf right? i shouldn't have trusted him.

And all he did when i demand an explanation from him is crap around and reply in uncomprehensible sentences. dunno dunno what girl ask him spread this vid link-.- wadeva kay.

~You spread it, you pay it~

Very busheng with -a shrouded figure- now. Why does he have to do this to me? It's not like i've done anything to him right?

caption of the day: Tracy Lo is hot!~



[Edit:/]
Sian. denise, atiqah, yuxin, stephanie and christina gg 3/4 too.

Now thats 5 spots taken up by 2/2 ppl [excluding me]

and i would have 5 less possible new classmates to have.


Oh! and Celine and Alicia and Zhaowei and xiaojiao and zalifa

That means there will be 10 less new "friends" to make.



People currently gg to 3/4:

alicia, celine, zhaowei, yuxin, christina, stephanie, denise, atiqah, yunying, larraine, jiansheng, shuenboon, amanda ong, yunrou, ryan, xiaojiao, zalifa.

anymore? i already know 18 ppl [including me, duh]



--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

:D

13.11.09 @ 11:28 PM


-Oh! So i'm posted to 3/4 ?-


I dun wanna elaborte on the post, but i will do it aft Qianneh send me the chalet pics.

Gt "scolded" jux fr staying overnight. luckily i used the "It's not like you don't trust me right?" sentence.


SIbei Heng


I mean, all parents are afraid of their kid(s) staying overnight right?

Anw, i bought my Magic Gloves at DownTownEast's Cheers. He prollu thought Danry was an adult and let us buy those condoms. c'mon lol i did it for sheer "pleasure"

Okamoto condoms lousy de sia. I prefer Durex, got add spermicide de.

I want my T~

Sean Liaw, i want my T~
Sean Liaw Jing Kai i want my t ~

Thats all, bb

[Update:/] People who are gg 3/4:

Amanda Ong, Ryan, Jiansheng, Shuenboon(_'_), Yunrou, Celine, Alicia, Zhaowei, Xiaojiao, Yunying, Larraine.. Anymore?




--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

7.11.09 @ 12:10 PM


I survived a rog raid today, and i still managed to take a screenshot of it :D

I deserve Fame for doing that.



Lastly, happy birthday Larraine Ong :D


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

6.11.09 @ 8:30 PM










--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

-

4.11.09 @ 12:17 PM


Zz. According to my calendar, today is supposed to be No Punctuation Day.
But obviously i'm still gonna use punctuations or else my sentences will look stupid and weird


I've just made a freaking BIG mistake in life on 29/10/09 (:

Guess what? I din change my conformation slip for next year's streaming from Bio to Phy
and i'd probably be stuck to bio fir the next two years of my life.

Why i choosed Bio? Because i thought learn about the clitoris and make every girl in the world horny that my interest was in bio[Which still is.]

But i don't wanna be a doctor or wadeva.[at least not like Sepent's mum]

I wanna go to Physics ):


But bio's not bad anyway. Ashley's gg thr too. BUT BUT BUT i dont wanna b in th same class as Zalifa again-.- Our 八字不合 [But wait, she's a malay, how can she have the 八字? nvm]

Go Phy good ._. Got Sepent over thr. At least i wont b so bored thr.

zz. Why does all my friends have to b so smart-.- All go Triple Pangseh me. [Or maybe is i pangseh them.]



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!~

W.Y.T also grad le-.- I dunno what to do now-.-

Maple Update pulled to 1pm-.- I dunno what to do now-.-

Xiaojiao randomly messaged me ask me whether i'm afraid of dried frogs-.- I dunno what to do now-.-











Gawd Help Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tag Replies

Yongtze: NO such number! ._. Your maths fail :D

Cement Oh: how what?

Qianny: LINKED

Larraine: like seriously,(Read the tag.)

Jason: Which Jason are you? 0.0


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

PINK ADVENTURER CAPE

30.10.09 @ 4:37 PM


Who played maple{Aquila} today around 4.30pm?

I tio Pink Adventurer cape today^^ Thanks to my friend who keeps pestering me to buy more and more gacha(s).

Then, i saw my name being mega-ed.

Clinkzxzx (blah blah blah) Pink Adventurer Cape (Blah blah blah).

Damn shuang lah, i sold it fr 400m to some guy.
Aft that. i saw alot of pm(s) talking to me.

So i told them i've sold it. and alot of people called me c'b dog or noob or dog.

Im so lucky

I think im dreaming still. ^^


Update:/ I got scammed fr 40m, fuck it.


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

ddddd

19.10.09 @ 6:58 PM


I joined this group on Facebook today!

And my motive is to insult people with this kind of disease.
having pimple is a kind of disease!
It occurs when you disgusting teens don't take shower aft Porn-ing/ gay-ing or whatever



You know what? F it okay? You don't listen to my advice, sua. Tyvm gg kpkb ccb.
i hate asians._. They're racist. But no, i don;t hate myself [yet]!

Omgz! Ronza(?) is coming! I'm so gonna buy the party hat if she is selling it.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Yongtze graduated already, din believed him at first. But i kinda miss it when nobody calls me bapo-.-

Well, he's long dead, i should get over him and find a new senior.

Die Yongtze Die _'_ Pwn your assy man.

byebye.


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

17.10.09 @ 1:45 PM


irony amplified.
Y'know whut? I've been invited to the Volleyball chalet!

The best part: I'm not a volleyballer.

The Best-er part: I'm freaking scared of the Volleyball coach

The Best-est part: He's not going.

Heng ah. I tell you, he's the most(insert scary words here) v.ball coach in the world

I've got nothing else to say le.

Maybe i'll go wish for some world peace stuff. Naw, Maybe i'll wish for more dota inhouse games.

Clnkz the Bone Fletcher - Complete!

Rooftrellen the Treant Protector - In progress

Nevermore the Shadow Fiend -Up next.

Guides read - 26/234

progress - 11%


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

mapleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

16.10.09 @ 9:42 PM


This post is specially for Laijiaxin, since she only can use ebuddy[laokui] and cannot use msn

Replies
16 Oct 09, 23:54
sepent: and my maple lvl 71 liao . :D lol. just lvl

You played With Edward ah? Neber jio me !-.-




4 Oct 09, 21:02
alicia: get well soon!

LOL! Thankz yo! You also get well soon from whatever you might be suffering from.



4 Oct 09, 12:10
!Nette: Damn cool and cute! :D

LOL! Hopefully he doesn't sees this :x




3 Oct 09, 18:23
Celine!: Sorry lor. ;O

Haha, linked!






--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

fail owned shit crap bitch

15.10.09 @ 7:52 PM


oh sepent is a "wise" guy and therefore, he want's me to share a few quotes with you people.

Let's go study STEEL man!
-ohsepent

I lurve Khaki Gleen
-ohsepent

Ya know? Boomz
-ohsepent

it's all about me! ya'll
-ohsepent

Not ellybardy can pull off with Zebra preens and Leopard preens
-ohsepent

I wear Bigini arnd Jeans down Orchiak Load
-ohsepent

Hais, Shirlyn ah Shirlyn why your friend(s) so mafan? The ip address was diffused. Velly hard to track down the people lehhhhhhhhhs

Speaking of ip address. it reminds me of spams, and just now i got spammed by delia's hacked account-.- Fail owned. My naked pics? Urghh-.-
[Whatever, i can't remember my gothic-black- blogger password, so i used th old one.]

Speaking of Fail owned, this is a win.


Speaking of wins. this is a proper fail. A Maze fail, Uhm, maze of no escape, that is.





--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ 1:16 AM


I picked up the motivation to blog today; so proud of myself now.

Wang Badan came to my house today. Didn't think he was serious because he'd always been a mama boy-.- Finally, it's Dota Mania Day(s) for me already! I took the freaking History paper today.

I realised that mr goh is such a no-linker. The questions he set are all -blank-

I was like:
Oh wtf! What does a crab on Malaya pointing towards Singapore mean?

and

Gosh-.- Who the hell is David Marshall.



Ok i admit i din really study for my History since :

1- It is a make-up test for my absence on __/__/09

2- Lim Yew Hock has the same surname as me.

3- Dota is more important than studying for history ._.
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.
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.
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Now everybody has the urge to maple again. urghhhhh-.- I dont even know whether i should click on the Starhub or the Singtel download link.

Muahahahahahaha

Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~
Dota Mania Day!~




--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

):

3.10.09 @ 4:50 PM


I am sick, thus i'll be mia-ing for awhile.

Besides, exams are around the corner. I have to stop procrastinating already. How do i stop myself from slacking and start studying? I don't have the motivation to study now.

Baosheng said that he's afraid of me surpassing me in studies, but i tell myself that what he only see is just what i do in school only.

Wtf? I'm sure i won't be able to surpass anybody his time around. I plan to fail my chinese. Because i didn't even touch a single book of it.

The time i was supposed to spend on studying for Geography was spend on other non-important stuffs.

Dota is another distraction. So is mousehunt.

I see, I hear. I know everything. I know that this is the last lap, and i still slacking, what's more? Exams start this coming Monday for me.

And now I've fallen sick. I wonder how Jonathan is also gonna cope with this too.

I know, I'll start studying now. I'll be a good bitch from now on.

Jiayou everybody.


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

Fucking Cowardz

29.9.09 @ 9:22 PM


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahlao

I'm damn saaaaaaad now T.T

Knn lehhhhhhh, I've got this 'Hongster' Label on me now T.T

Puhlease lorh, you people who called me a Hongster disgrace Angmokio sec sia. You know what's the definition of Hongster? Don't know then don't know anyhow call people hongster lah T_T Hongster Hongster HOngster, you people say until like you will be payed for saying that word each time.

Fucko.

If i fucking find out who you people are, I will guailan you for the rest of my life. And trust me, a cockroach like me won't die so easily. I will harass your whole family until you have to call the police.

I will put eggs into your bag everyday. ou outside got gang? So? I guailan you is both our problem(s)

Asking other people to interfere is just like telling the world that you['re a coward who doesn't even there to face what you created. An angry guailan bastard like me.

Trust me. When i say i will find you, i will find you. I will hunt you down. And you will fuck yourself upside down.

You = gg.

Not happy because i posted about you? Come find me! :D

you One on One me. no need ask other people to interfere. I harasser your ass.

Watch out.


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

cooooooooooooooooooooooool

28.9.09 @ 9:56 PM


blah blah blah new blog skin. LOL byebye

P.s:/ 1 of the 4 links above taken up by: Jiaxin (Ohwell, crap.)


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

Last post i prommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmise

27.9.09 @ 5:45 PM



I promise this would be the very very Last post
-Bjorn Limzxzxzxzxzxz

Meanwhile here's my new Plurk, I've already deleted Twitter [too simple minded.]





Okay, Fine, whatever. I know I'd blog in a few days time or so, because my life is far too interesting these few days, like

-ahem!- calling me almost every night for some "advices"

-And people in school spamming me with messages, asking me about science questions. WTF? They make me look like a gynecologist now.

Edward:The Zygote develop into the embryo Then move from the oviduct to the womb or the zygote move to womb Then develop to embryo?

Me: [Anyhow how answer, hop he doesn't see this!] The second one. Zygote is just the fertilized egg and sperm while the embryo has already the shape of a baby and some vital parts.



Obviously i anyhow answer him lah, i learn the same thing with him, but i velly good in bio :D Because i had training since the age of 10, so my answer is like 99.9% correct.




Loooooooooook!


Guess who? Does this look like a National Tracker that represents my school to you?
You would probably say"Aiyoh, So chubby, impossible to be a tracker lah!"

But but but but but, this is yours faithfully, Eugene Limzxzxzxz, National Tracker(?)


Well, LOL? At least it's cuter than this picture

Oh Sepent, Tracker but not a National one[too lan le] But a International Guailan Kia and from Anderson Primary's so-called Art Class





iPhone Suckzxzx.

Spamming Pictures from my phone so that my picture count [E.g. DSC00100] can rise
Anwyay, good / bad pictures all still speak thousands of words.

And this post is made up of over 10k words + 500 words. Wordy Wordy








In regard of so many people asking me about bio question. This 2k words of pictures will show you that i failed my bio. :D

Question asked: Mrs Lim has menstruation every month. However there is one month where she missed her menstruation. She did a pregnancy testand found out that she is not pregnant. What could be the reason that she missed her menstruation?

Correct Answer: Stress, blah blah blah blah

My Answer: A man cummed on her.


Further prove of my answer..


--xoxo,
BJORNNN_|_

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