FLUSSHHHHHHH~THE SH!T IS ALL GONE :D

2011-02-03T13:44:00.001+08:00

Haix

2010-10-20T23:13:00.002+08:00

I accompanied Jerald today.

We were bored, so we went to the restricted part of Bishan park.

It wasn't maintained so it looked something like this.

I then thought i saw a tiny frog among the leaf litters,

it turned out to be a gay cricket. :(

We went to Bishan Stadium and Jerald didn't there to jump over the ditch.

We went to play mimosas on the field across Junction 8.

The end.

2010-10-13T22:34:00.001+08:00

somebody's tinker bought threads... I see.

Hi, i am a dog woof

2010-09-28T21:14:00.003+08:00

Dylan humping Bx... Yeahhhh.

Random Stories about my life

I haven't been able to sleep early recently

I don't know why either.

So, I've been singing old songs to myself to sleep

It's going on pretty well, i guess.

Ha.

Hi, i am bjorn, lord of the underworld and penises

2010-09-26T17:23:00.002+08:00

The expression ;d is quite popular among african kids these days uh.

Yea, facebook's being a gl dog again. :/

Random stories about my life.

I was packing my files today.

Some of my papers flew out of the window.

I wonder what would it be like if i were to study very single shit.

-Would the Earth become a cube when I'm so darn smart?

-Will men finally understand women when I'm so darn smart?

-Will I be able to create a time machine when I'm so darn smart?

-Will I finally find out how to not sound asleep when I just woke up?

Dad told me that he's in this cold war with mum. I used to hate this perfect family, but now things are starting to fall apart.

Couldn't help but to give myself the (Y) sign.

Shorts

2010-09-25T17:43:00.004+08:00

Random stories about my life.

I went for tuition today.

I stopped in my tracks after tuition when i went to retrieve my shoes.

Coz i saw a roach ran past my slippers. (red dotted line direction)
Yeah, i hate roaches pretty much.

2010-09-19T22:22:00.000+08:00

Blogposts are for losers, bye. :D

Jinzakk

2010-09-13T21:46:00.002+08:00

I love Bingxian :D

I'm pretty much still in the bingxian mood, but not as fengkuang as yesterday.

Yesterday was really the peak of my bx epidemic. :\

Today

First day of term 4 was fag.

No more Ms Chin to nag at us alr. :(

I guess it's only when someone is gone when you realise how much of an

impact he or she has made in your life.

When ms Chin was around, she would give me a few minutes grace of walking around, before asking me to sit down. That, i would glady oblige.

Now with Mr Lee, the moment i stood up and start walking, he would say "Bjorn, please get back to your sit." That happened around 5 to 6 times today morning.

I guess he blacklisted this 蓝苹果 class already.

Maigai pictures.

Really a joke

roflpwncbx

2010-09-08T16:37:00.002+08:00

Why the fuck does Hiyori has a cleavage? She's only 12+ (physically.) Seriously made me LOL.

Bingxian is currently thinking of somebody. . .alot. O:

I need motivation to study.

2010-09-06T17:11:00.000+08:00

This post is for fiqar only

Then you click update, understand?

Exxxxxxxxxxs

2010-09-05T04:10:00.002+08:00

Don't you think the new fb default female picture looks like the silhouette of Darth Vader?

Time check : 4,12am

- Bingxian's watching some chinese show

- Jiansheng slept on the platform

- Dylan's sleeping on my bed already

I guess it's time for me to turn in soon. It's raining now.

some things, though were done for you, were never meant for you to know.

asdfgh

2010-09-03T23:44:00.001+08:00

I got 6 fails and 1 pass.

Yea, seriously time to study alreadyzzzzzz. D:

-No more drawing sharks and gnomes in my summary paper

-No more hiding in class cupboards

-etc.

Buhbye ):

Pentameters

2010-08-30T21:06:00.003+08:00

The Bx Scandal

-Piece of ugly shitfuck drawing of Bx with my left hand-

-Awesomer Bx drawing with my right hand + Shaun-

Mentioned by Mdm Tong before right?

Awesome story 1

Awesome story 2

Maigai was shitting in that toilet...

My hole in the maths room.

Last post ever.

I've decided not to blog anymore, maybe just pictures only.

because blogging is stressful and it hurts my brain. :(

selfpwn

2010-08-21T20:59:00.004+08:00

Me: Maigai, got watch Hey Soul's Sister Mv, the guy with the guitar anot?

Maigai: Gottttttttt ~ the guitar fucking big right?

Me: *shows picture*

Maigai: ...

2010-08-20T17:00:00.001+08:00

Shit.

POD

2010-08-18T22:38:00.001+08:00

Note to Self:

- Find DJ Mangoo - Waves (DJ Satomi Mix) or ask somebody to find for you.

shui-mu

2010-08-08T23:07:00.003+08:00

This is Cheryl Tsm aka Jellyfish. (:
Everybody say hiiiiiiiii. -wave hands-

She is awesome although she pms (sometimes), and she also has a awesome-ly cute hairrr. :x
I tried to draw her some time back in January, kinda failed. Hahaha

Hehheh, jellyfish ftw. i love herrrrrrr. :D

Dotaaaaaaaaaancients

2010-08-08T22:57:00.005+08:00

Hi, I played dota today. ﭢ

But i dont have garena, so i played with AIs

i walk in with a swagger and a bad attitude

2010-08-06T17:20:00.004+08:00

Hi, would you like to battle my new S-team?

S-ceptiel, S-harpeod, S-alamenec, S-karmoyr, S-olrokc, S-hedinaj

Okay, I admit the salamence was the hardest shit for me to draw out, so i ctrl + c and ctrl + v

All my awesome pokemon are ev-trained :D

Only one was IV breeded.

My previous team now rotting in Leafgreen :x

Dodrio-Venusaur-Tyranitar-Dragonite-Lapras-Magneton

Hehehe :x

I did something courageous today. (:

Although i kinda failed

Bored day. :/

gonna pool later in the evening.

Bye all.

ggggggggggggggggggggggggg

2010-08-04T17:54:00.003+08:00

Imagine you have a nice white bag like this..

And suddenly, a dirty fucker came and drew your bad with a pen like this :
Nice one la -'-

Somebody promised to meet me today, but she didn't turn up. D:

I now understand why it's important to never pin up too much hopes on people

They may fail you.

ggggggg

2010-07-31T13:13:00.001+08:00

Sex is cool, it's like, the best thing that God has given us, not forgetting rulers and staplers.

-Shaun Goh

-______-

2010-07-21T19:50:00.003+08:00

Nicholas Tan Weekiat aka Maigai is imba shit!!!!!!

Look where he stays..

And He fucking got late for school yesterday. -_-

Btw, i accidentally hit the ball on to Mrs Chia's chest ytd at the IHS.

and Today's a bad day.

nomnomnomnomnom

2010-07-19T18:44:00.002+08:00

Nomad 2010 was over and it sucked.

So what will Nomad 2012 be? o:

Pretty awesome

Boringggggg :/

My favourite <:

Bingxian had a "serious" talk with me about my future. :D

Thank you cock boy.

Trapeziummmm

2010-07-18T17:10:00.003+08:00

Nomad was awesomeeeeeee.

I pushed random people to the ground. :D

Like:

Pushing people is fun. <:

I should try it again some other time. :o

Other things i did include kicking random people in the groin.

But if you got your balls banged in Nomad, don't come look for me,

It's probably not me. :x

Weeeeeee, Nomad is finally over.

Truth is ; i didn't want to be part of Nomad, i wanted to be part of the audience.

Yes, selfish :/ But i was part of Nomad 2008 already,

i didn't want to help out for nomad 2010.

Went for Pool with Js and Cas aft nomad, went home around 1am.

Then msgedmsged and fell asleep.

Oh Yeah, i slept for 11hours today. D:

so sadsad lorrrrrr :c

2006's Nomad theme : Travel (?)

2008's Nomad theme : 1964 <:

2010's Nomad theme : Flame.

Btw, if you can rmb, during 2009 they said nomad theme was gonna to be YOG, wtf? -_-

Serious anot? YOG?

Aft that, they changed it to Flame.

The link:

YOG > Olympics > Olympic Torch > Fire on torch > Flame

Smart right?

"Move your hands! (move your hands~)

Move your feet! (move your feet~)

Open your heart! (open your heart~)

Catch the flame... No, it will hurt.

I love waking up to your Good Morning texts. ♥

ctsm is stupid

2010-07-13T22:59:00.001+08:00

CHERYL TAY IS MAD/INSANE

(because she said i'm mad/insane in her blog)

End of post :D

mother

2010-07-09T20:25:00.002+08:00

Bored like fuck ._.

LOL, today a jellyfish dao me. D:

So saddddddd.

That dirty fucker Bingxian promised me something since Monday

Cb dog sia. >:(

Ytd got demerit points for "open defiance" while debating with teacher. Wtf can?

baibai :D

youtheyouthebest

2010-07-07T21:45:00.003+08:00

Today's fucked up. LOL

Fuck Ong la. My hair nth to cut he still send me to samat.

Srsly smt wrong with him. O:

Pooled at Grassroots today.

Sucked bad :/ "my" cue's tip so un-rubbery.

Boring, kthxbai.

Whenever you feel like giving up, think of the reason you held on for so long.

lalala

2010-07-06T22:51:00.002+08:00

Yayyyy. :D

I have a butterfy for a penis..

For jiansheng.

July 4th - Cut hair, achieve the qianda face :/

July 5th - Cut Hair again, AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE

July 6th - Tio cut again, look like bowl D:

Hi im bowlhead (:

Restocked my class tidbits alr. ohohoh, stole a K pool cue ytd. So not chio :/

buhbye world

2010-06-19T02:02:00.001+08:00

Neh! :B

I revived my blog

kthxbai

Chatting with an AI

2010-05-10T16:57:00.001+08:00

RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search
Bee-yawn says:
really?
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... are u alone too? we should cam2cam
Bee-yawn says:
im not alone
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.freakyloving.com/mpt go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol
Bee-yawn says:
i cannot click it
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!
Bee-yawn says:
im a girl.
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL
Bee-yawn says:
No.
You added me -.-
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...
Bee-yawn says:
my phone no. 999
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
ohh hotornot, hey how are u?
Bee-yawn says:
how are you first?
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
I'm great babe!! how about yourself?
Bee-yawn says:
why do you wanna know>? :B
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u oh babe what's your favorite color?
Bee-yawn says:
my favourite colour is : translucent
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid
Bee-yawn says:
but i'm a kid
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy
Bee-yawn says:
FUCK YOUR MUM.
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
Right back at ya, PEACE!
Bee-yawn says:
...
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://www.freakyloving.com/mke , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room
Bee-yawn says:
you dont even have a picture..
RosauraGeorgltisyp@hotmail.com says:
Sure, Just added some recent pics here http://http://s778.photobucket.com/albums/yy68/liahot1/

2010-05-05T17:19:00.004+08:00

Dear pacific dear wont you take me away?

Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D
Fiqar does this >>> 8[ ' ' ]=D
Fiqar does this >>> 8=[ ' ' ]D

Fiqar did this >>> 8======D --------

Fiqar is epic!

14th April

2010-04-14T18:19:00.003+08:00

Sigh, Yunying took my leather phone cover today alr! So afraid to drop baby now.

15 days to Mid-Years alr, First paper for me Social Studies. Thus, i shall stop Mapling for the time being.
(Gonna cyber-outcast myself)

Hehheh. i miss UNIQUED like omq! ._.

i dont feel like updatinq my life because im lazyyy. -ahem- said my life was 'cool' but i don't know how is sitting in front of your computer screen for 13 hours a day playinq maplestory cool!

Anw im so touched that Jiaxin misses me and not PentPent :D -owned-

Thats all i have to say kthxbai

Anw, DE

2010-04-05T15:03:00.002+08:00

ROFL

2010-04-04T13:30:00.005+08:00

Mega from UNIS3X

Mega from ShaShaBoi

Mega from LoNgGggggg

Mega from xBabyxAiai

Mega from WhereAreYoou

i have no life in rl, but i have alot of life in maple. ._.

Stupid lv200s

UNIQUED event

Hais, i miss my big grey wolf . D: Ohwell, 25 more lvs to get the Blue one now. But it seems like i've no mood to train when i run out of safety charms super sian

2010-04-03T03:39:00.001+08:00

2010-04-01T22:05:00.000+08:00

-The New Rikimaruuuuu-

Combo Barrier Chio?

:D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2010-03-29T22:12:00.004+08:00

My new smexy Ahpek hair.

The Annoying Orange <3

I can solo skele le ^______^

ffa time.

Today, the band members went to australia alr. So, no more Amanda and Ms.Chin for 1 week. Rather sian today cox no Chemistry.

Hohoho, qonna qo for school tmr^_^ Joselyn's cominq to teach us as usual~ So uber sad ttm today, forqot to qet my EZlink card from mr Onq. Found out the Sherilyn Yeo is a primary sch mate of Aliciva sehhhhhhh. so awesome. Fatty so buang +_+

It's 10.23 nao. Gna bathe and then sleep. Not gonna maple anymore, must control and prepare for O alr.

P.s : OSP <3s>

2010-03-28T21:49:00.002+08:00

Finarry found the time to Brog once again.

Friday

Got scolded 3 times today.another typically suay day for me :/

1st scolding by Mr.Ong;

he refused to believe that i passed my haircheck, confiscated my EzLink card so that i will report to him after school to have my hair shaved by Chan barber.

I already had a premonition that this was about to happen, thankfully I brought 2 EzLink card. <3

2nd Scolding by Ms.Deepa;

For pon-ning Maths Remedial the day before, it was worth it cox i brought Baosheng to buy a new ear piece. (: She said i will have after-school detention. Well, i din turn up for the detention thingy either, i was playing Competitive Frisbee in class :D

3rd Scolding by Mr.Ong [again];

I wanted to be a good kid and help him to put the shot-put ball back into it's original position, he thought i wanna perform a throw (blah blah blah) kena again. D: This time i ding zui at him, i'm totally not afraid of him lo. Shout shout shout, but in reality if he lays a hand on us w/o parent's consent, he will kena by MOE (gosh i should like a spoiled child)

2010-03-27T19:32:00.002+08:00

Mega from LoNgGggggg

Die in Fm = Revive in Fm

Everybody said LOL

ScaryNelly's Wedding.

Tiger Skin Chair on 1st gacha, sadly it got thrown away when i got hacked D:

2010-03-27T10:53:00.000+08:00

2010-03-25T18:20:00.003+08:00

Rainy Day

owned

My tempest chio ma?

Baobao and i got interviewed by Razor TV today. Hope my awesome mad chio face doesnt appear!

2010-03-24T16:21:00.001+08:00

Currently waiting for Maple's super long 13-hour server check to end

post

2010-03-04T19:31:00.000+08:00

Today is 4/2/10 i met GMAmoirin

r

2010-02-23T15:57:00.002+08:00

How i awesomely hack my dad's com pw and play maple.

1- Download-ed a pw-hacking tool

2- Burn the tool into a disc

3- Place the disc in my drive

4- Off my com

5- On my com

6- Let the tool hack the pw

7- log in to my dad's acc

8- Make myself Admin

9- Maple~

Try typing "password" when the com prompts you for a password to your dad's acc

^^v

2010-02-13T11:33:00.002+08:00

Off to penty's house later to bn i lub to bn, always make my eyes go $_$ !

3/4's been real nice bcox yunying's away. But now she's back from SGH(i hope it was IMH) %&*%&I((%^% Cannot sit with dalang alr. Oh btw, i've been forced into drama by my form teacher. sucks much bcox i like having no cca(s). awww D:

kk, 4 more mins and im out of th house alr.

Buaibuai ppl.

<3ka

Maple's 0.89 patch!

2010-02-09T22:10:00.002+08:00

I WILL PON EVERYTHING AND COME STRAIGHT HOME TMR TO KILL THIS MOB!

i promise i will kill DongDongChiang and get all the wonderful maple eq(s) ^^v

On cny, besides buying the 50k cash for dar as her v-days gift. plan to buy 100 gachapons F3

and hopefully tio this (not-so) chio chair.

Oh! and this mount, i'm so gonna buy it. Cool huh?

2010-02-04T21:25:00.001+08:00

.

2010-02-02T18:39:00.000+08:00

♥

2010-02-02T03:40:00.002+08:00

Dear Wife,

Get well soon, dun play maple too much le._.

(blah blah blah)

Iloveyou F3

Dear other maple friends,

Get well soon also, play maple more! (:

Ifriendyou F2

it's 3.42am i should really sleep now

我爱老婆大人♥

2010-01-31T15:45:00.004+08:00

♥♥♥I LOVE MY LAOPO♥♥♥

Blahblahblah, ranting on typical epic-ness you don't get to see everyday

Anw, If anybody lost their Calculator, tell me (:

Coz my bag performed magic and a nameless calculator magically appeared in my bag, so now i've got 2 calculators of epic proportion F3

Should i invite Sepent to my wedding? i scared he steal my laopo away~

2010-01-30T15:22:00.004+08:00

~~HELLO, YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL WRONG AND IN THE FIRST PLACE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAVE A BLOG. TYVM AND HAVE A NICE DAY. AND DON'T THINK TOO MUCH (:~~

Stoopid Brenda -.-

hey fko

2010-01-29T21:27:00.004+08:00

Gawd i am super awesome at -ahem-

-ahem- means finding hidden meanings in blogs.

You know how irritating it is when people post things on blog but change the colour to light yellow so you won't be able to read it and further more you cannot highlight the blog?

Eg:

My name is Bjorn and i smoke hotdogs everyday

Well obviously i din activate the disable-highlight code in my blog. beeecause i am ~~open~~ and i know nobody reads my blog.(Living in my own lie).

Buuuut, anw i found a super awesome way to read those msgs.

Even better than my previous(mafan) method which requires me to

ScreenShot>Paste in Paint>Invert Screenshot Picture Colour or Change Background Colour

I found that by simply clicking ______ you can highlight the whole text! (:

Wanna know what's ______ ?

Buy me acash, and i'll reveal to you my awesome discovery ^^v

2010-01-26T21:33:00.000+08:00

The Definition of Suh!

Suh: Scar-until-happy

twenty-Fifth of January Twenty-Ten/Two Thousand and Ten

2010-01-25T20:14:00.002+08:00

So many tings to do, so little time

Maple Stuffs

Rikimaruuuuu - Lv120 Aran

Not planning to lv up more because i bombed my 20~20~19~20 scar and haven't get new scar hat D:

After getting a new scar, i shall get down to Time Temple to:

>Train > Hunt for Reverse Eq >Hunt for Time Pieces > Complete Quest (i <3>

Also currently having some monetary issues after buying mw20 D:

D0ntHealMe - Lv43 Cleric

Created him to aid Rikimaruuuuu's monetary issues. Apparently, it needs more funding than my stupid aran F5. Shall wait for zhelm and scam a sok ^^v

Planning to do:

Mc Glitch till lv58 > MP3 and GS2 (i cfm got slot de, you jealous? :D) > mpq > gallopera spam > Earn $$$ by spamming money as a bs > Pwn and earn ^^v

Not really active now because of Izar world.

JuxForRingLa - Lv16 Aran

this char is 47min old. I wanna try getting 50 by feb (Riki took me 1 week to hit 50) As the name suggest, i'm playing it only for Lirin's Ring. Then i'll probby stop.

chiong till Lv85 and hunt for ilbi at Wolfspider +farm money for my Izar Nightlord

Il0vexClaw - Lv5 NightLord

Preparing to ultra fund this char already ^^v If you dun believe it's a NightLord at Lv5 then go search for her name in Msea, it's a cool glitch. (Yes, it's a her. I'm using girl chars at izar)

Today was Annette and M.Butt's Birthday.

blah blah blah fell like abandoning this blog alr f3

Anw, went to watch tooth fairy with Annette & co.

Thn went home and dc-ed at scar D: 20m gone~ bb 20m F3

Scarlion and Targa hat services

2010-01-20T21:37:00.005+08:00

Hello Aliens, if you would like Scarlion or Targa Boss Hat Service[Aquila only]. Kindly Pm Rikmaruuuuu [ Five 'U's] and make an appointment!

Scarlion

Service Price: 18,000,000 Mesos

Time Taken: 30minutes to 45minutes

Rules: Stg 1 and 2 of the Scarlion boss are allowed to be hit/ ks-ed. Whereas, you must sit through Stage 3 of the Scarlion Boss.

Rescar Price: 8,999,999 Mesos

Strictly No re-looting of any helm's w/o Permission!

Targa

Service Price: 30,000,000 Mesos

Time Taken: 45minutes to 60minutes.

Rules: Stage 1 of Targa is allowed to be ks-ed whereas you must st through Stage 2 and 3 of the Targe Service.

Re-helm Price: 16,000,000 Mesos

Strictly No re-looting of any helm's w/o Permission!

Fundamental Rules

1) You are not to pick up any helms until your name is being called out.

2) If you would like to rehelm, please talk to any of the scar-ers

3) Please pay the service price Before Scarlion or Targa dies.

-End-

2010-01-16T17:37:00.003+08:00

Yandao the noob is back!^^ He said my wolf is bigggggg! ^^v

fffffff

2010-01-11T19:06:00.002+08:00

Okay, the ____ vid(if you can see) below was for Lim Shuen Boon. Because Starhub's MDA keep restricting him to watch those kind of vids frolm his comp. So he bobian and begged me to post on my blog just to watch it.

-I am a clean guy okay?-

Yay finally stopping my aran at lv120 because i'm into studies(hopefully) and my cleric now lol.

Oh btw. nth buaibuai

2010-01-08T20:15:00.002+08:00

lim shuen boon felt guilty and decides to quit "p" forever, grats

2010-01-02T09:36:00.001+08:00

today so weird, got ship, bo rog. HAHAHAHAHA~ byebye

Tag Replies:

Qianyan: I dont rmb (:

Cyn: Because i was ________, okay? :D

2009-12-28T17:18:00.002+08:00

The time now is 5.15pm

And i have finally reach Level 100 ahhhh!~!~!~!~!~

So glad that i managed to reach 3-digits w/o buying spam etc. (: (: (: (:

I want cry alr. lvl100 in (....) 1month ++?

CYN cheate bug, his dk lvl103 now because he buy spam F5

Fker CYN

2009-12-26T06:01:00.004+08:00

-Poor Sod, He doesn't even know that i was the murderer-

-Pure Epic Murder-

-Heng i lie to her, or else cfm tio ffa-

-Typical.-

My job:

1- To eradicate the maple community of maplers who wake up early in the morning just to book a map and then sell it off to maplers who don't wake up that early

2- To prevent maplers from sucking on Ringers, because that is a lazy way of leveling up

3- To create Fun

P.s. : I'm afking in Spooky World too, hope i don't die.(and waste a safety charm F3, cost $1 SGD leh)

2009-12-23T13:20:00.001+08:00

Argh-Oh-Eff-Elle

(Rofl.)

2009-12-22T04:54:00.000+08:00

Finally.

rah rah ah ah ah

2009-12-12T05:05:00.002+08:00

TA DA DA DA~

i spent 5mins doing it, so Yuki should be velly touched

Time = Level Ups

Time(60sec x 5) = Level Ups ( ___x Time)

Time = 300sec = Level Ups (___ x 300 )

Assume i can kill 1 mob per sec which gives 1000 exp

Level Ups = 1000 x 300 = ????

i'm not sure. bye :D now's 5.09am hopefully can chiong another lvl.

want your bad romance~

Wo De Heroxzxz

2009-12-08T18:34:00.004+08:00

Today's Post is Dedicated to Clif1993, the lvl163 Bishop from Aquila

(Circled Below)

Why? Because i afked during the ride to Orbis and [obviously] got killed by Rog._.

And he revived me so i could go to Orbis :D

Thank You Clif1993 even though you dun know me

[Wahlah, sibei tiulian, lvl79 still tio Rog and die in 2 hit]

Arans who are higher than lvl79 - No Life

Arans who are lower than lvl79 - Noobs

Arans who are lvl79 - Loser CopyCats

jy

2009-12-05T06:18:00.002+08:00

Weeeeeeeeeee^^

I'm finally Level 73 aft 2 Weeks & 2 Days of Aran :D

Yeah, i know it's like, super slow compared to Combom4ster (insane ghey chionger)

But i finally found out how he managed to get to 192 in 16 days (:

ComboM4sterr's ghey lvling plan

Lvl 1 - 47: Exp Gachapon

Lvl 47 -78:Leech @ Anego and samurai

Lvl 78 -89: Spam @ Sky Nest II

Lvl 89 - 108: Spooky World Leech

Lvl 108 - 128: Revived Memory Spamming

Lvl 128 onwards spam @ Revived Memory

And He's on 3x 24/7 + Premium

Quoted from:Ayumilovemaple.wordpress.com

wtf is premium? -.-

anw im gonna go Sky Nest

I know lvl 73 is nt the appropriate level to go but who cares -.-

I buy 90 safety charm leh! :D zz i used like 3/4 alr D:

gawgaws

2009-11-25T04:46:00.003+08:00

6 days of Aran-ing and i've reach level 50 :D

ok._. i'm kinda slow[very] compared to the hardcore lvl 16x + bootes Aran guy who bought

Yaibua Fortune + Gm Buff +Event Buff + Family Buff +3x exp +Ringer Svc + Exp Gachapon

I mean, wtf? why is he so hardcore? that busthird destroyed my dream of being the first level 200 Aran in Maplesea D:

Don't worry i shall buy 3x exp after i rob a bank or smt.

argh-.-

2009-11-17T16:58:00.002+08:00

way to go Gm(s) Now everybody's buaysong with your new exp system.

Baosheng, no need chiong to be Bishop le. Also cannot sell service anymore. Gm dunno say whatm take away the exp system to take away leeching to reduce hackers? wtf no link.

Pay them be Gamemasters to slack nia~

Izar world and Aran Job coming out tmr^^

D:<

2009-11-16T00:47:00.005+08:00

My com's been hijacked by a freaking trojan and i could only use IE8 for now.

It's been really hard not to be able to use Chrome for now. IE8's really a chim browser.

Why a hacker's comp got hacked?

Simple

For starters, I din renew my Norton. or else i would have tons of trouble having to confirm this so-and-so program blah blah blah, and thus, it's alot simpler for worms /bots/ cookies to hack my registry.

But why I've been able survive not being hacked by worms /bots/cookies?

It all started when -a shrouded figure- asked me to watch a videos for him. I shouldn't be so stupid to trust him. [You know who you are] And now something has been asking me to do those enter-captions thing. Wtf right? i shouldn't have trusted him.

And all he did when i demand an explanation from him is crap around and reply in uncomprehensible sentences. dunno dunno what girl ask him spread this vid link-.- wadeva kay.

~You spread it, you pay it~

Very busheng with -a shrouded figure- now. Why does he have to do this to me? It's not like i've done anything to him right?

caption of the day: Tracy Lo is hot!~

[Edit:/]

Sian. denise, atiqah, yuxin, stephanie and christina gg 3/4 too.

Now thats 5 spots taken up by 2/2 ppl [excluding me]

and i would have 5 less possible new classmates to have.

Oh! and Celine and Alicia and Zhaowei and xiaojiao and zalifa

That means there will be 10 less new "friends" to make.

People currently gg to 3/4:

alicia, celine, zhaowei, yuxin, christina, stephanie, denise, atiqah, yunying, larraine, jiansheng, shuenboon, amanda ong, yunrou, ryan, xiaojiao, zalifa.

anymore? i already know 18 ppl [including me, duh]

:D

2009-11-13T23:28:00.003+08:00

-Oh! So i'm posted to 3/4 ?-

I dun wanna elaborte on the post, but i will do it aft Qianneh send me the chalet pics.

Gt "scolded" jux fr staying overnight. luckily i used the "It's not like you don't trust me right?" sentence.

SIbei Heng

I mean, all parents are afraid of their kid(s) staying overnight right?

Anw, i bought my Magic Gloves at DownTownEast's Cheers. He prollu thought Danry was an adult and let us buy those condoms. c'mon lol i did it for sheer "pleasure"

Okamoto condoms lousy de sia. I prefer Durex, got add spermicide de.

I want my T~

Sean Liaw, i want my T~

Sean Liaw Jing Kai i want my t ~

Thats all, bb

[Update:/] People who are gg 3/4:

Amanda Ong, Ryan, Jiansheng, Shuenboon(_'_), Yunrou, Celine, Alicia, Zhaowei, Xiaojiao, Yunying, Larraine.. Anymore?

2009-11-07T12:10:00.001+08:00

I survived a rog raid today, and i still managed to take a screenshot of it :D

I deserve Fame for doing that.

Lastly, happy birthday Larraine Ong :D

2009-11-06T20:30:00.001+08:00

-

2009-11-04T12:17:00.003+08:00

Zz. According to my calendar, today is supposed to be No Punctuation Day.

But obviously i'm still gonna use punctuations or else my sentences will look stupid and weird

I've just made a freaking BIG mistake in life on 29/10/09 (:

Guess what? I din change my conformation slip for next year's streaming from Bio to Phy

and i'd probably be stuck to bio fir the next two years of my life.

Why i choosed Bio? Because i thought ~~learn about the clitoris and make every girl in the world horny~~ that my interest was in bio[Which still is.]

But i don't wanna be a doctor or wadeva.[at least not like Sepent's mum]

I wanna go to Physics ):

But bio's not bad anyway. Ashley's gg thr too. BUT BUT BUT i dont wanna b in th same class as Zalifa again-.- Our 八字不合 [But wait, she's a malay, how can she have the 八字? nvm]

Go Phy good ._. Got Sepent over thr. At least i wont b so bored thr.

zz. Why does all my friends have to b so smart-.- All go Triple Pangseh me. [Or maybe is i pangseh them.]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!~

W.Y.T also grad le-.- I dunno what to do now-.-

Maple Update pulled to 1pm-.- I dunno what to do now-.-

Xiaojiao randomly messaged me ask me whether i'm afraid of dried frogs-.- I dunno what to do now-.-

Gawd Help Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tag Replies

Yongtze: NO such number! ._. Your maths fail :D

Cement Oh: how what?

Qianny: LINKED

Larraine: like seriously,(Read the tag.)

Jason: Which Jason are you? 0.0

PINK ADVENTURER CAPE

2009-10-30T16:37:00.007+08:00

Who played maple{Aquila} today around 4.30pm?

I tio Pink Adventurer cape today^^ Thanks to my friend who keeps pestering me to buy more and more gacha(s).

Then, i saw my name being mega-ed.

Clinkzxzx (blah blah blah) Pink Adventurer Cape (Blah blah blah).

Damn shuang lah, i sold it fr 400m to some guy.

Aft that. i saw alot of pm(s) talking to me.

So i told them i've sold it. and alot of people called me c'b dog or noob or dog.

Im so lucky

I think im dreaming still. ^^

Update:/ I got scammed fr 40m, fuck it.

ddddd

2009-10-19T18:58:00.003+08:00

I joined this group on Facebook today!

And my motive is to insult people with this kind of disease.

having pimple is a kind of disease!

It occurs when you disgusting teens don't take shower aft Porn-ing/ gay-ing or whatever

You know what? F it okay? You don't listen to my advice, sua. Tyvm gg kpkb ccb.

i hate asians._. They're racist. But no, i don;t hate myself [yet]!

Omgz! Ronza(?) is coming! I'm so gonna buy the party hat if she is selling it.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Yongtze graduated already, din believed him at first. But i kinda miss it when nobody calls me bapo-.-

Well, he's long dead, i should get over him and find a new senior.

Die Yongtze Die _'_ Pwn your assy man.

byebye.

2009-10-17T13:45:00.002+08:00

irony amplified.

Y'know whut? I've been invited to the Volleyball chalet!

The best part: I'm not a volleyballer.

The Best-er part: I'm freaking scared of the Volleyball coach

The Best-est part: He's not going.

Heng ah. I tell you, he's the most(insert scary words here) v.ball coach in the world

I've got nothing else to say le.

Maybe i'll go wish for some world peace stuff. Naw, Maybe i'll wish for more dota inhouse games.

Clnkz the Bone Fletcher - Complete!

Rooftrellen the Treant Protector - In progress

Nevermore the Shadow Fiend -Up next.

Guides read - 26/234

progress - 11%

mapleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2009-10-16T21:42:00.003+08:00

This post is specially for Laijiaxin, since she only can use ebuddy[laokui] and cannot use msn

Replies

16 Oct 09, 23:54

sepent: and my maple lvl 71 liao . lol. just lvl

You played With Edward ah? Neber jio me !-.-

4 Oct 09, 21:02

alicia: get well soon!

LOL! Thankz yo! You also get well soon from whatever you might be suffering from.

4 Oct 09, 12:10

!Nette: Damn cool and cute!

LOL! Hopefully he doesn't sees this :x

3 Oct 09, 18:23

Celine!: Sorry lor. ;O

Haha, linked!

fail owned shit crap bitch

2009-10-15T19:52:00.005+08:00

oh sepent is a "wise" guy and therefore, he want's me to share a few quotes with you people.

Let's go study STEEL man!

-ohsepent

I lurve Khaki Gleen

-ohsepent

Ya know? Boomz

-ohsepent

it's all about me! ya'll

-ohsepent

Not ellybardy can pull off with Zebra preens and Leopard preens

-ohsepent

I wear Bigini arnd Jeans down Orchiak Load

-ohsepent

Hais, Shirlyn ah Shirlyn why your friend(s) so mafan? The ip address was diffused. Velly hard to track down the people lehhhhhhhhhs

Speaking of ip address. it reminds me of spams, and just now i got spammed by delia's hacked account-.- Fail owned. My naked pics? Urghh-.-

[Whatever, i can't remember my gothic-black- blogger password, so i used th old one.]

Speaking of Fail owned, this is a win.

Speaking of wins. this is a proper fail. A Maze fail, Uhm, maze of no escape, that is.

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-15T01:16:00.002+08:00

I picked up the motivation to blog today; so proud of myself now.

Wang Badan came to my house today. Didn't think he was serious because he'd always been a mama boy-.- Finally, it's Dota Mania Day(s) for me already! I took the freaking History paper today.

I realised that mr goh is such a no-linker. The questions he set are all -blank-

I was like:

Oh wtf! What does a crab on Malaya pointing towards Singapore mean?

and

Gosh-.- Who the hell is David Marshall.

Ok i admit i din really study for my History since :

1- It is a make-up test for my absence on __/__/09

2- Lim Yew Hock has the same surname as me.

3- Dota is more important than studying for history ._.

Now everybody has the urge to maple again. urghhhhh-.- I dont even know whether i should click on the Starhub or the Singtel download link.

Muahahahahahaha

Dota Mania Day!~

):

2009-10-03T16:50:00.003+08:00

I am sick, thus i'll be mia-ing for awhile.

Besides, exams are around the corner. I have to stop procrastinating already. How do i stop myself from slacking and start studying? I don't have the motivation to study now.

Baosheng said that he's afraid of me surpassing me in studies, but i tell myself that what he only see is just what i do in school only.

Wtf? I'm sure i won't be able to surpass anybody his time around. I plan to fail my chinese. Because i didn't even touch a single book of it.

The time i was supposed to spend on studying for Geography was spend on other non-important stuffs.

Dota is another distraction. So is mousehunt.

I see, I hear. I know everything. I know that this is the last lap, and i still slacking, what's more? Exams start this coming Monday for me.

And now I've fallen sick. I wonder how Jonathan is also gonna cope with this too.

I know, I'll start studying now. I'll be a good bitch from now on.

Jiayou everybody.

Fucking Cowardz

2009-09-29T21:22:00.004+08:00

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahlao

I'm damn saaaaaaad now T.T

Knn lehhhhhhh, I've got this 'Hongster' Label on me now T.T

Puhlease lorh, you people who called me a Hongster disgrace Angmokio sec sia. You know what's the definition of Hongster? Don't know then don't know anyhow call people hongster lah T_T Hongster Hongster HOngster, you people say until like you will be payed for saying that word each time.

Fucko.

If i fucking find out who you people are, I will guailan you for the rest of my life. And trust me, a cockroach like me won't die so easily. I will harass your whole family until you have to call the police.

I will put eggs into your bag everyday. ou outside got gang? So? I guailan you is both our problem(s)

Asking other people to interfere is just like telling the world that you['re a coward who doesn't even there to face what you created. An angry guailan bastard like me.

Trust me. When i say i will find you, i will find you. I will hunt you down. And you will fuck yourself upside down.

You = gg.

Not happy because i posted about you? Come find me! :D

you One on One me. no need ask other people to interfere. I harasser your ass.

Watch out.

cooooooooooooooooooooooool

2009-09-28T21:56:00.001+08:00

blah blah blah new blog skin. LOL byebye

P.s:/ 1 of the 4 links above taken up by: Jiaxin (Ohwell, crap.)

Last post i prommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmise

2009-09-27T17:45:00.006+08:00

I promise this would be the very very Last post

-Bjorn Limzxzxzxzxzxz

Meanwhile here's my new Plurk, I've already deleted Twitter [too simple minded.]

Plurk.com

Okay, Fine, whatever. I know I'd blog in a few days time or so, because my life is far too interesting these few days, like

-ahem!- calling me almost every night for some "advices"

-And people in school spamming me with messages, asking me about science questions. WTF? They make me look like a gynecologist now.

Edward:The Zygote develop into the embryo Then move from the oviduct to the womb or the zygote move to womb Then develop to embryo?

Me: [Anyhow how answer, hop he doesn't see this!] The second one. Zygote is just the fertilized egg and sperm while the embryo has already the shape of a baby and some vital parts.

Obviously i anyhow answer him lah, i learn the same thing with him, but i velly good in bio :D Because i had training since the age of 10, so my answer is like 99.9% correct.

Loooooooooook!

Guess who? Does this look like a National Tracker that represents my school to you?

You would probably say"Aiyoh, So chubby, impossible to be a tracker lah!"

But but but but but, this is yours faithfully, Eugene Limzxzxzxz, National Tracker(?)

Well, LOL? At least it's cuter than this picture

Oh Sepent, Tracker but not a National one[too lan le] But a International Guailan Kia and from Anderson Primary's so-called Art Class

iPhone Suckzxzx.

Spamming Pictures from my phone so that my picture count [E.g. DSC00100] can rise

Anwyay, good / bad pictures all still speak thousands of words.

And this post is made up of over 10k words + 500 words. Wordy Wordy

In regard of so many people asking me about bio question. This 2k words of pictures will show you that i failed my bio. :D

Question asked: Mrs Lim has menstruation every month. However there is one month where she missed her menstruation. She did a pregnancy testand found out that she is not pregnant. What could be the reason that she missed her menstruation?

Correct Answer: Stress, blah blah blah blah

My Answer: A man cummed on her.

Further prove of my answer..

Tinker's HSM pwns Legacy

2009-09-26T13:17:00.003+08:00

Pictures speak a Thousand words - I'm done blogging for today

Off to studyyyyy.

[edit/.]

Heres my new Plurk so i can update without blogging.

[P.s/: i've already deleted my Twitter Account along with the 3432 twits. Bye Memories]

Sepent mentioned that Plurk has this alarm function that can remind me to click the Hunter's horn in Mousehunt. And that's my main purpose for creating Plurk. Twitter is too Neanderthal.

Plurk.com

come and go.

2009-09-24T20:32:00.006+08:00

I can stop blogging until the EOYs are over, but i cannot stop dota-ing, wtf, I'm addicted to it already lah. And i still cannot stop.

Y'know? It's like a kind of craving, a stupid desire to create a better, stronger hero and pwn your opponents every time. And when you lose, you'd get the urge to play more, to sharpen your damn skills and to beat those Bastards that once pwned you.

I tell you people, Dota is fucking addictive and you shouldn't play it. The side effects are super terrifying. Like:

1- You'd sound like a total nerd, shouting words like "Wicked Sick, Dominating and Godlike" and alot more others every time you accomplish something.

Eg. You see your friend[s] getting pwn in real life, say maybe got stapled by a stapler. Without even thinking, you'd straight away shout "Holy Shit!" And if the stapler guy repeated his act within the next 10 seconds, again, you'd shout, "Double Kill" likewise, you know what "Triple Kill" means.

2- You fall in love with animated girls that only say "Warriors of the night, Assemble!" Seriously, i think i'm starting to like Potm now So hot and fresh... No lah, i like her because of her Elune's Arrow. Zai okay! Mai siao siao, 5 sec enough to kill you le.

I lurbzxzxz you, Potm.

But i still Lurbzxzxz my Rylai Crestfall the most. except for the fact that she's a sad little bitch begging for more health.

But Crystal Maiden still zai okay? One BKb you gg le. Somemore she blond leh :D Blondes are dumb.

3- You'd lose your Girlfriend.

4- Byebye.

blah blah blah blah blah

2009-09-22T02:51:00.004+08:00

Found interestinggggggggg things @ Internetbestsecrets.com about youtube Videos.

1- A super easyyyyy way to download Youtube videos is to add the word 'kick' in front of "youtube" in the URL

e.g. www.kickyoutube.com/blahblahblah

and you will will be able to reach to the page below. :D

After that, Click on the preferred format you want your downloaded video to be and click on "Go"

[For Phones. click on 3gp, duh!]

Then, you [obviously] download the videos by clicking "Down"

And just in case the videos is not available, go to Youtomb.mit.edu to browse for your removed videos.

Cool huh?

apntneng

2009-09-22T01:05:00.003+08:00

Silver: Eh, you never zilian one horh?

Me: Fuck you, got lah. I so in, where got won't zilian one?

Silver: But your phone don't have your zilian pictures leh? Only got other people's zilian picture ._.

Me: Uhhhhhhhhh, annorh i never zilian before leh :/

Silver: You're not normal ._.

Me: Find one day i zilian for you to see :D

Silver: Must post on your blog horh.

Me: For?

Silver: So all the girls that come to your blog will run far far away! (:

Me: I got so ugly meh?

Silver: Rino uglier.

Me: Heng ah.

I am posting this conversation up to show everybody on this planet that i will zilian one day and i will paste my picture in front of your parent's room [if i know where they stay.]

The time now is: 1.12am

Why am i not sleeping? ._. At least i should be studying right? Too bad I'm not T.T I've already raped my books for the whole afternoon already. And I nothing goes into my head -.-

I want those edible memory card! So i'll just have to install all my notes on it and eat it, then i can recite all those cheem cheem science phrases like nobody's business.

Fug it. I'm bored :/ I shall post random stuffs.

1- Morphling's Wave Form - Nuke + Blink + Aoe = Rape your Daddy! :D

2- Fucking Dubey

3- Shirlyn Toh face like Mango.

My Epic story of how i learnt to tie my tie

My tie was pre-tied before i went to school, the school Councillor wanted to speak to me JUST before assembly, so i haolian go untie my pre-tied tie.

After speaking to me, i badly needed to fuck myself as i don't know how to tie a tie but i still untie my tie.

So i tried to tie a tie and i successfully tied my very first tie!

The End, that was so-last year.

So disappointed in Ashley, another biantai.

Already velly disappointed in Edward

Mao is disgusting

Ironwood branch of GG

Avatar is a screwed up show, because:

Aang is a monk, and he claims that he does not eat meat, which further proves that he's a monk, but he kissed Katara. Monks are allowed to kiss? Eeyer. Seriously screwed up. They should have portrayed Aang as a vegetarian or something.

Elaine, mei qian tu = pwned

blah blah blah, shirlyn got mango face.

byebye.

Ps:/ Until i get my $5[per week] from Silver. i will not post my picture on my blog

I'll burn this Fucker Down

2009-09-21T19:39:00.003+08:00

"I don't like your face, because you are a guailan Bastard" - Ah Mao._.

My bhb-ness is gonna overflow le. It shall flood the whole world to the brim, and you will know the amount of Bhb-ness i have in me.

If everybody wants a bit of my bhb-ness, i will extract my bhb-ness and sell them into capsules.

When somebody needs and extra bit of bhb-ness they'll just pop it into their mouth (:

If i were to sell those bhb capsules for just $1 each, I'll be a ~~millionaire~~ billionaire and still have plenty of bhb-ness to spare :}, and you will know the amount of bhb-ness i have in me.

bhb-ness means Buay hiao bai-ness. Lets say you will have your bhb points deducted for doing something wrong in this world filled with bhb-less people; I'll be able to burn this whole world down and still have enough bhb points to spare.

You want bhb?

Find it up the counter /in the closet.

Anywhere you think i little perk of bhb will be .

Maybe in a cow's stomach :D

Find your bhb today!

# Juxtapose

2009-09-19T17:23:00.003+08:00

Play Public today in Dota 5 v 5 in Singapore, i think. Was on th phone with Joel and i decided to play in the Bulgaria Rooms, because Balgarians are noobs.

But i guess i should pity them and give them some break, I've been thrashing too many Muslims(?) over there.

Me: Kapo(Joel). Eh, Go Balgaria?

Frog: Don't want lah, there so ulu, i scared my laptop lag.

Me: LOL, Malaysia?

Frog: You siao ah? Malaysia so zai. Go there haven't even level 2 you game over already.

Me: LOL then where?

Frog: Singapore lah.

Me: Whyyyy? Singapore so zai ):

Frog: You siao ah? Singapore do noob. Go there you haven't even level 2 you win already.

Me: You sure? We're Singaporeans leh.

Frog: Oh yeah horh.

We still played in Singapore rooms.i was Morphling [The top left hand corner water thing.] and kapo was Luna Moonfang.[The grey girl below me.] Pub thrashed us. So fierce man their team

I realised that Dota is abit retarded already. Because Morphling's name is Morphling and people call it Morpling the Morphling!

Whereas for other heroes are like Luna Moonfang the Moon Rider or Rylai Crestfall the Crystal Maiden or Mirana Nightshade the Priestess Of the Moon [Long name ._.]

Guailan leh.

Byebye.

Tinker = Noob, Morphling = imba ;D

f-king D-bey

2009-09-17T20:15:00.005+08:00

-I think i'm crazyyyy-

Ever since I saw the birthday cards written by the trackers to another Sec One Tracker, i've been saying same insult, over and over again ._.

Until today, almost every word i say is -"Fucking Dubey!" It's like cigarettes-.- It doesn't like, Rhyme or anything, but it's cool, i was like -"Fucking Dubey, Fucking Dubey, Fucking Dubey!" All day long.

Who or what's a Dubey?

This is the Dubey.

Actually I don't know Dubey [But neither does he knows who am i.]

So it's a win-win situation :D

He's the ultimate Singh! A Singh is a race of people that wears Turban on their head, some famous Singh people are

-Osama

-Gurmit Singh

-Bjorn Singh

-Lai Jia Singh

-Danry Wee Wei Singh

They all come from Arab(?) or maybe, Singh-gapore. Eeyer.

Anyway, in case Dubey suddenly stumble across this post, I have no offence against you! It was Sepent Singh who inspired the Fucking D___y thing. Fucking Dubey :D So cool.

I shouldn't insult people's names like that.

I 'm sure my teachers will say:

"Bjorn, do you know that insulting people's name is a form of bullying? I can take you to the discipline Master if you continue to insult Dubey by calling him (*Giggles and try to not laugh) Fucking Dubey? Can you please remove that post? Do you want people to insult your name?"

._.

I'll be like:

"Sure, yeah right!-.- People insult my name? They cannot even pronounce it properly. How the hell are they going to rhyme it with an insult to make me look stupid? My name represents Stupid! One fine day, you just look up Google and type in "The definition of Failing Spelling" and they will show you my name over there big big. Beside it will be the list of awards my name won. Like, Funniest Grammatical Error in Name award, or The-name-nobody-spells-correctly-except-for-one-or-two-people award. "

Bought my Dickies bag today. Shall never ever elaborate about stuffs like these. Went to Cineleisure @ Orchard today to get my NUMbag, but apparently, it's fucking Dubey-ly expensive. $150 for a piece of fabric that could only aid you in carrying your damn books-.- FAIL

Mao got his Braziliano slippers for $25? It's 50% from the usual $50! Siao one._____.

Anyway, I only shop at NUM because of the Paper bags they give out, so chio :D Got Sperm Design leh, but draw wrongly le. And everybody's crazy over those bags, Stone said that he'll sell me his for $5, but too bad Mao's giving me his. [For free lah-.-]

Bag too ex, buaysong, go AMK hub buy my dickies.

End of story ~~byebye.~~

I'm so amazing :D because:

- I know what's Victoria's Secret.

- Aliens DO exist! They just don't wanna land on the planet I live on.

- There's no theory of evolution, just animals i allow to live.

- If you and i both have $5, i'll still have more money than you.

- There's not "CTRL" button in my keyboard, because I'm always in control.

- I sneeze with my eyes open

- I can eat just one Lays Potato Chips

- I destroyed the periodic table, I only know the Element of Surprise

- I can kill two stones with one bird

- I don't need a watch, I decide what time it is

- I won't get a frostbite, I bite frost.

- I know that last digit of π

2009-09-17T12:32:00.000+08:00

samuel is beside me now, we are at the comp lab

i lurbzxz Samuel.

I have to accomodate to Samuel, he calles me nuts.

So i have to change my name to Hazel.

Hazel Nuts :D

sepent so kelian :D

2009-09-16T22:18:00.003+08:00

Finally completed my Home econs, copied copied copied-.-

You know what? My life is boring, like super boring,

- Super boring = So bored that you've nothing to do.

Awww, Mousehunt isn't addictive at all, is it? I mean, 15 minutes and you get your catch results-.- Can't understand why Sepent like so addicted to it! D:

Speaking of Sepent [I promise i won't insult you, i will treat you with love and care and Foolscap paper.]

He tio gan by Jiansheng today, because he posted something on his blog that made -Ahem!- unhappy which made me Jiansheng guailan him, don't worry Sepent, although i guailan you, i still Lurbzxz you as much as i hate Mousehunts.

Went to school library while waiting for Jiansheng, Yongtze over there Prank Sepent, sibei funneh :D Don't know say what want to form study group with Sepent then call themselves S.H.E

Went to cut my hair with Hair [Yes! Hair, his name is Hair.], Bao, Weewee Jiansheng and Kapo today. Tomorrow got haircheck [Propably the most interesting thing in my life now. ]

Totally forget to meet Jiaxin today at the library to study, but i doubt we will study anyway.

Byby.

Ohyeah, btw, i fail twit, look:

I love you - ii lurbzxz Euu

Bastard - Bastardz(?)

Ka ni na bei Chao Chee Bye - [Still forming the twit..]

P.s/ Joel the Kapo really look like Kapo(Frog)

2009-09-14T18:29:00.002+08:00

Date Time From To Message 14/9/2009 6:15:57 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney ah girl 14/9/2009 6:16:10 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney i saw amanda pay leh! 14/9/2009 6:16:21 PM S.S Barney Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn so? 14/9/2009 6:16:29 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney ugly 14/9/2009 6:16:39 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney like, fucking ugly-.- 14/9/2009 6:16:52 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney seriously, you should have seen her hair 14/9/2009 6:16:58 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney like raccon tail 14/9/2009 6:17:01 PM Bjornnnnnnnnnnnnn S.S Barney *raccoon

You know what? S.S Barney[Yes, i know it's fucking lame.] was my cousin, or at least i thought it was!-.- It was my Aunt, in other words, it's my cousin's mum.

Firstly, what the fuck-.- Kids have their own privacy too. How can a parent spy on a kid's msn like that? it's just {Urgggghhh} can, I'm fucking disgusted by her actions now manzxzxz.

Secondly, She had to call me! And scold me for using the fuck on msn, it's a common word that is being said by people around the world, and she had to get agitated by a size 12 arial font 4-lettered word-.-

I bet even she DOES the 4-lettered word.

Thirdly, she sucks, big time, like those Really big de time, big time _'_

2009-09-12T00:47:00.002+08:00

~~Firstly, what i have to tell myself to do is to stop being so childish. People won't take~~

Okay, blah blah blah, i shouldn't start something with so much emotion -_-

I don't feel like blogging today, because Geomancer from Dota sucks alot, 7 deaths! Wtf-.-

Bye bye. I will update tomorrow, it's 12.50 now and I'm alone in the hall, half naked. I don't know where my shirt has gone to.. I'm so sad right now ):

Recently, all those my top friends /fans shit on Facebook have been popping out :@ Throw one stone can hit 10 people on Orchard road who uses that stupid application.

Now, there's this BFFs thing, okay, i admit i've tried it, and i'm soooooo not impressed.

Because on almost every BFFs list, Xiaojiao is #1(Including Mine.)

So, i am velly irritated by Xiaojiao for no apparent reason, actually.

I don't like you people. Goodnight.

blah blah blah

2009-09-10T20:59:00.003+08:00

It is my 238th Post already? Why am i telling you all this? 238 isn't a significant number anyway-.-

Th's is a POD from Shirlyn Toh @ shirlynnnnnn-tohhhhh.blogspot.com

She asked me to blog about E____i :D But i shall not obey her because blogging about E____i requires physical Conditioning, but i want to blog about E____i too! Because it's velly fun to blog about him /her /it.

Okay Here goes:

[s]he Looks uber like an Angmoh because her parents may be one, but there's definitely a part of her /him that's chinese because of ahem ahem.

The END!

You happy now? Ms. Toh

You made me write all these crap out like I'm your Dog, barkbark-.-

Serious Stuff now, I'm pretty hooked up to restaurant City, because I'm destined to beat Zixin to obtain my first place, not. That's so not going to happen-.- Because i cannot even maintain my Pet Society Level now ): I was like, Level 30 in Pet.S when say 0.03 out of 10 people knows what pet society is.

After that, ~~I slacked~~ My Javascript spoil.

Actually, for the last 4 Months, i just needed to update my Javascript-.- I wasn't spoiled.

Step One: Download Flashplayer/ Javascript

Step Two:Click on the downloaded file to install.

And for the past 4 months, i stopped at Step One, how pathetic.

i'm kinda done with my post today.

Edward, Eugene and [Big deal] Zalifa came to my house today. Bye World.

Looog at it.

2009-09-09T20:55:00.004+08:00

Ohhhhhh, I shouldn't be blogging right now, I've got to pack my whole room because tomorrow, Zzzzalifa, ~~Weirdo~~ Wardo and Gene's coming to my house for some Home Econs Project that i didn't even knew happened.

Anyway, for all the Computer Idiots like me who sometimes think you can access your email by typing like that

__________________ -----[Click To Ennnnnnnnlarge-.-]-----

Here's a helpful Mind Map i found that could aid you! :D

Weeeeeeeeee, I'm a Local Computer Expert now.

Okay, Byebye people (:

2009-09-08T14:27:00.003+08:00

I think i'm seriously starting to get sick already. Because this morning, i woke up with a verse in my head saying, "The promotional Goblin of E.Collar"

I was like, wtf? How random can i be, well i guess i got that random verse from playing Dota too much. Like the other time Steve Irwin died, i was seeing Stingrays all around me!-.-

Why Dota? Because I've been training my Boush the Tinker(He's a goblin) Build on Artificial Intelligence too much, then i suddenly jumped to Goblin techies, but i kept thinking about using Clockwork Goblin.(Serious)

Well, i guess that meaningless verse was from the scrooge, an advertisement, perhaps, for me to join them.

Tsk, not only was that crazy verse the only weird thing that happened to me, Everything seemed brighter and happier today, the Sun, the Sky, etc.

Then my neck hurt(Probably because i kept observing the Sun, Sky, etc.) I just hate happy things, i feel like drowning those shits sometimes, because i really think I'm going mentally Unstable.

I suddenly felt like, so damn indecisive in Dota today, so i used -random to choose my heroes instead, but i got dominated.

Statistics show that you are 60% likely to be triple killed in a 5 v 5 game of dota if there is a triple kill going on, 40% likely to be double killed in a 5 v 5 game of dota if a double killed is going on.

Scariest part: You are 100% likey to be triple killed in a 3 v 3 game of Dota if a triple kill is going on(Sure death!)

haha

2009-09-06T21:14:00.002+08:00

Did some minor editing in my previous post, it has like, tons of errors in it!-.-

Everybody's using Fancheck on Fb now, gosh, i gotta stop stalking people, or i might get exploited. According to Fancheck i have 21 people who are constantly on my Fb Profile, 2 of them whom i don't know, in total i have 15 girls and 6 guys stalking me :D I'm so honoured now

My last two Catfishes went back to TPY garden/pond(really really deep one) today T.T Now it's like something in my life is gone, literally, and that would be my EZ-link card, why do i have to drop it into the pond. Today is the day i lose my identity..

[Edit/] -brb, i go dota.

qwertyuiop

2009-09-05T10:55:00.003+08:00

OMGGGGG!

I seriously don't understand why people read the horoscopes-.- I mean, firstly, the things they tell you might not happen, then, they always type the words until very cheem, so if the things you were expecting did not happen, then you will think that you misread the horoscopes.

Anyway,i found out that alot of single people read the horoscope because they want to give themselves more hope, so despo, despo like despo-.-

Went to Bishan Active again yesterday, pissed Jennifer off and messed Winston's house.

His Sister is SO :D can? And his parents don't care about him, they just gave him an open space, put up a glass wall and door, then called it a room for Winston will his two other sisters get "proper" rooms.

Maybe because his parents were afraid of Winston trying to masturbate in his room and gave him a glass one. [Okay, i really went to far.]

Found out that he buys Duel Master(Childish-.-) Cards just to make a profit from selling the foil cards, and ransacked his whole room. He also had this whole box of erasers, so Benedict, Gabriel Tiu la Ji, and Frog played those eraser fights where your eraser had to be on top of your opponents one. {And i thought my primary school was the only one childish enough to have this game.}

After that, went to the 7-11 located in a bomb shelter, i desperately needed to pee, so they bought their cup noodles, gave me the cup and lt me pee, but too open already, then Winston brought me to another bomb shelter, this time, it was a Tuition Center, so i used their toilets{How Convenient}

And all these won't have to happen if Winston were to let me use his toilet.

hairy Monkeys eat your damn shoe.

2009-09-02T18:31:00.006+08:00

[Click to Enlarge, Love your mouse, and it will love you]

Okay, I've nothing to post so i anyhow uploaded a picture from {not} my Comp.
{Oh puhlease, i suck at using Windows XP, lag much.}
Yes Yes Yes, she's one of my FANS (I zi-high right now.)

For those of you who went back to your primary school, shame on you.

You people should follow me, go to your friends house to play mahjong or something, never go back if you know you're not the tallest in your class now, i hate people taller than me.

Those tall people are immediately blacklisted by me. And if they don't maintain their height growth, i will overtake them one day. (Look at Ashley.)

-Winston, I'm watching you :@-

So , there are a few people in my primary school class who had, say, increase the air pressure in their brains. And that's one of the reason I'm so not going back. (Done so.)

But what's the point of being the tallest person in the class when you're immature? Nothing :D

21st Century = Materialistic World.

We see things physically now. Bye shorties:D

P.s:/ It's even worse when short people(Nicole) call other tall people(Me, obviously) short.

P.s.s:/ I finally said Hi to the FBG

P.s.s.s:/ I HATE SAMUEL NG HARE REE
Don't think idk M is for Megan.

P.s.s.s.s:/ I am going to learn the Wonder Girls Dance Steps Now, be Jealous Sepent